What you need is a scale model of Stonehenge.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

we played a gig the other day
and when a guy from another bandwas setting up the microphones he tested one saying "this is mike number 1, this is mike number 1, isn't this a lot of fun"

he got a bit of a laugh from the audience at the time, and I wanted to shout thief at him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Why?
Do you normally do that?

I would have thought you would have just walked up to the mic and slowly and lovingly unwrapped a croissant before devouring it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

it's because he stole it straight from spinal tap
and hence the laughter was stolen.

I don't have anything to do with microphones, other than occasionally pointing one at my amp.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)