when I got home
the cat came immediately to greet me and twine around my legs.

It can't be that every dog I've ever met has been shit. Maybe I just find them a bit boring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If the cat was the size of an elephant, it wouldn't think twice about killing you.
If a dog was the size of an elephant, humanity would be saved from salvation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

if dogs were the size of elephants
they'd never have been domesticated and would thus still probably rip our heads off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Only reason dogs aren't size of elephants is because there is only so much love in the world.
And the bigger the animal, the bigger the love the animal needs. So, that's why only grumpy animals are big, because they don't take up to much love, like elephants and rhynos. But on the other end of the scale, you get ants, which are small, and contain a little bit of love, but because there is many of them, it's shared out agmonst them.

That's why dogs are the size they are, because if there are any bigger then..... I don't know where I'm going with this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

fucking elephants are full of love pp, your logic is flawed

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I love the way you have gone with this
and totally agree with you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

no wai
they'd be massive four legged friends full of fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

They would eat us

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

if they wanted to kill a human they can and would

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

maybe a big dog
I reckon I could fight a small/edium dog and win
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

my puppy is the size of a medium sized dog
she could rip your fucking face off
could being the magic word here
she's lovely, really
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I think it'd depend on how high she can jump
and how much I wanted to live
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)