Guitars make less mess

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and where's the fun in that eh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

They make less noise too
as a rule.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah, but you can't plug a woman into an amp.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

can too
You can also gag her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Is that what dj does to you?
And then does a face-melting solo on you while sliding round on his knees?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No, but I'll suggest that on Tuesday!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'll be expecting a heartfelt thanks on wednesday.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

That's quite enough, Craid David.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

And thursday and friday and saturday.
But not sunday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I said THAT'S ENOUGH, CRAIG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Okay, I'm done now.
Don't try and get in touch with either of them though wanting to be filled in. I bet their calls will be diverted to answerphone,and that they leave the jacuzzi on as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

There's no need though
They're loud enough already.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Are we talking during sex,
Or day to day noise?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Just in general.
Nagging noises, usually.

Sex noise is good though. So long as it's not screaming or anything like that.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)