Yesterday i found a free open source version of Transport Tycoon Deluxe
which you can play on windows XP. It's actually better than the original as they have increased the potential size of the map so you have hundreds of industries all around to connect up and make money out of.

What's your favourite game?

Alternatively if you're Monty (and therefore a boring cunt) and you don't like games, what do you do while your waiting for the vaseline on your right hand to warm up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:15, 154 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like pheasant

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

*applause*
Season began yesterday as well, didn't it?

Superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

thank you
I have no idea. Only did it for comic effect, I have never eaten pheasant. I had ostrich once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I like pheasant it's kidneyish in taste I find
(more likely the bastard pub replaced pheasant with kidney in my pheasant and venison pie which had ONE!!! ONE!!! bit of venison in. Very Poor would not use again)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You should post them a flaming poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

You should at the earliest opportunity.
It's lovely. I like all game although jugged hare is a bit much even for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

in which case my plan goes
1.Drive in the countryside
2.Squash pheasant
3. ???
4.Delicious meal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

CHCB did this for christmas dinner once
technically you are supposed to offer roadkill to the driver behind you to prove you weren't hunting it using your car.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That happened to me once
I hit a pheasant at 60-ish mph, which damaged the front of my old Cavalier. A bloke in a Skoda going the other way stopped and picked it up. Presumably it was even more damaged than my car was.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I've heard this too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

3. hang it until the head falls off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I dont recommend squashing it
It's not terribly edible thereafter.

Step 3 is gutting and plucking/skinning, followed by cooking. It's the best bit!

Edit - and what Monty said.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

You have to do the bit where you put the tendons out of it's legs too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

A sharp whack with the back of a heavy knife usually helps.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I'm going to confiscate your apostrophes in a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

ca'n I ple'ase ha've th'em fo'r m'y part'y?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

N'o.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I've got a stock of them
I bought a job lot from my local greengrocer.

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I've seen Ray Mears
and have cooked at least one successful meal. I see no problem with step 3 AT ALL
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Did you see the one where he trapped a squirrel?
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

That sounds like a horrible euphemism.
(like 'strangling a darkie')
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

What's strangling a darkie a euphemism for?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Being 'at stool'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Yuk. :/

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Creeping up behind a girl while she's having a poo
and grabbing it when it comes out of her bot bot.

Then throwing it at the back of her head.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Double yuk.
Thanks for that wonderful image.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Just watch out next time your doing a poo at a festival
I might be lurking.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

find him first, then you can charge him for the service
it's not like you have a use for your poo, is it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Hmm, interesting idea.
I like it. Up front fee of £10 please Al.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

might will
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Perhaps Monty needs to give you back one of those apostrophes.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

*hig'h five's*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Pff't

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I fucking love Ray Mears
Ray Mears would shit all over that stupid cunt Bear Ghrylls. Bear Ghrylls said that the french foreign legion invented free running as a way of covering mountainous terrain more quickly. I think he was talking utter shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Well he certainly eats it.
The freak. Ray Mears is awesome. And he clearly knows what he's doing since he spends all that time out in the wilderness, hunting and foraging...and still manages to be fat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I like the one where he wrestles with some mongolian dudes
and then beats their champion "23 years of judo stood me in good stead, but these guys are hard, they don't even clear the stones away from the fighting area"

what a guy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

What a guy indeed.
Can you get more manly than that? I think not.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

from 2:32
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Syq_9Utyeg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Brilliant
"nursing four cracked ribs" Bloody hell.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

But I've gone and shot my mouth off like a cunt haven't I
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

It's only fucking true isn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Oh al.
*shakes head* What are we to do with you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You should punch me in the face
as hard as you can.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Okay.
I'll remember that next time I see you.
I'll warn you now though, I'm terrible at punching. I fight like a cat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

get some lessons off Lampers
she's like Nigel fucking Benn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'll quiz her on technique next time I speak to her.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

1. Get drunk
2. Draw back fist.
3. Flail.
4. If it connects, apologise - unless it's Chompy. Or Crow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

5) Profit!
Sounds pretty straight forward. Al won't know what's hit him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

"It appears to be a skinny blonde thing with two protusions emerging from its torso. What is this thing?!"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

One arm and a boob?
I might dress all in black and wear a mask and a cape. That'll really confuse him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

He might spot the beautiful shoes though.
Dozzles Update: I return from Leeds Bank Holiday Monday. I return to London on the 5th of September. Hit me up buttercup!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oo, ok
I'm arranging a lake party at some point between those two dates as well, so when I've figured out a date for that I shall let you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

The Dark Destroyer? I like that.
/had to google him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

that is an interesting fact though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Pheasant is most pleasant
It's nice, rich but not overpowering meat.

A friend of mine has given me a brace every Christmas for the past few years. I've become quite proficient at skinning and gutting them now. Tasty!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Had it many times when I was I growing up
Unfortunately my Mum is a rubbish cook so it was always extremely dry. I hope to give it another go and see what I'm missing.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It's easily overcooked
and the meat dries out more readily than chicken. But a little water/butter in the roasting pan helps.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

What the fuck are you ON about lad?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I'm bored the last thread went stale
I miss your boyfriend and I wanted the chance to say something rude about Monty so he's all grumpy when I see him next month and then I can tickle him under the chin and see that lovely smile break across his face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Awww, I love Monty's smiley face
I miss my boyfriend too. FOUR sleeps!
I believe you chaps had a pleasant evening?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

It was nice
we talked about manly things, like fingering, and also about lycra.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Guitars or ladies?
Same thing I guess...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

*makes g-string joke*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

*laughs at the joke*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

*shakes head then chuckles anyway*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Guitars make less mess

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

and where's the fun in that eh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

They make less noise too
as a rule.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah, but you can't plug a woman into an amp.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

can too
You can also gag her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Is that what dj does to you?
And then does a face-melting solo on you while sliding round on his knees?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No, but I'll suggest that on Tuesday!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'll be expecting a heartfelt thanks on wednesday.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

That's quite enough, Craid David.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

And thursday and friday and saturday.
But not sunday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I said THAT'S ENOUGH, CRAIG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Okay, I'm done now.
Don't try and get in touch with either of them though wanting to be filled in. I bet their calls will be diverted to answerphone,and that they leave the jacuzzi on as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

There's no need though
They're loud enough already.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Are we talking during sex,
Or day to day noise?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Just in general.
Nagging noises, usually.

Sex noise is good though. So long as it's not screaming or anything like that.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I don't like games
because I'm rubbish at them. But I enjoyed playing Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, and American McGee's Alice. Oh and SIms 2 as well for an hour once
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I've been playing an old snes game
where you have to operate on brains. It's cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I spot spelling mistakes in other people's posts
I've never really been in to games, although last Christmas I unearthed my step brother's old nintendo to keep my cousins quiet. They didn't get a look in - my sister and I stayed up til stupid o clock playing mario and sonic.
(berk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

SimCity 2000 is a classic
I had DOSbox on my old computer so I could still play it. And Doom. And Descent. And Pinball Dreams (the first one as the second one wasn't as good)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I could never make cities that worked in Sim City 2000
but I managed to crack it with Sim City 4.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

2000 was tough.
I think you just had to ignore the crap out of that stupid zone idicator thing that always told you to biuld more residential and hope for the best
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I liked the alien in 2000 though

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I turned off distatsers
until I have a city big enough to make destroying it fun
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You turned off what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

OH NO THE BAD SPELLING WITCH HAS ME
hepl! hpel!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've no great interest in games
but recently I've been playing Minesweeper in the lab while I'm waiting for experiments to complete. I've managed to finish the expert level a whole 4 (four) times!

The only 'real' computer games I've played were the Myst series, but I gave up halfway through Myst 4 because I got stuck and never went back to it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

oh man i love bass fishing on my dream cast
also, this
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Have you got a link to it?
I wouldn't mind giving that a go.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

google OpenTTD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

will do thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Burnout revenge.
It's the only game I can play well since the point of it is to crash into things.

I don't really like games though. I've never owned a games console in my life. I'm fucking awesome at windows pinball though. And I regularly enjoy wiping out the world in Pandemic 2
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Robotron 2084
Mainly 'cos I can usually beat my brother (who was always the gamer as a lad). Nice to get my own back occasionally ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I also loved Mario and Sonic at the winter olympics and
have it 73% complete because now all the goals are hard and I can't do them so I cried
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Hotel!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

i think tulisa looks much better as a brunette

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I used to love real time strategy wargames like Dune 2 and C&C: Red Alert
but modern RTS games dont give you any breathing room to set up a nice big base and it's all pew-pew lazers from the start.

The last game I really enjoyed was Red Dead Redemption.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

get hold of Dawn of War
it's the business as far as those types of game go.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

STARCRAFT 2
or sup com 2 play it with no rush on.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

My mate had that on his PC
It was good fun but I never got into Warhammer or Space Marines as a teenager, unlike my mate who was in nerd heaven when it came out.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I was never into it either
ignore that it has anything to do with that, because it is a really good game in its own right.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

UFO: Enemy Unknown
Love that game.

Deus Ex was very satisfying too.

Currently playing Civ4 every once in a while but I'm shit at it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

What system did you play UFO on?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

PC

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You can get it on steam

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Probably the S.T.A.L.K.E.R series or Frontier.
/ac
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Frontier was fucking awesome.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Secret of Monkey Island is probably my all time favourite game
the recent special edition was marvellous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Monkey Ball on the gamecube was properly epic

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Homer's Odyssey is 'properly epic'.
'Monkey Ball on the gamecube' is not, for the love of God.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

We're going to have to agree to disagree on this one my old chap

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'm not just your old chap.
I am everybody's old chap.

/Fry and Laurie 'Mr Dalliard' sketch
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Royal, Imperial or Standard, sir?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

There are not words to adequately describe
how fucking brilliant they were back then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

pure excellence that show
I still occasionally answer questions from my sister with 'I dunno mate, but it's your round'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Soupy twist!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

haha
I do especially love what happened to the guy who tried weed once
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

God me too.
'It was funny really, because I got arrested, and lost my job and my parents were shunned by the local community and my mother became an alcoholic my sister and I were taken into care. All from smoking pot!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:29, Reply)

hold on now
it was called Super Monkey Ball
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

sure, in terms of length it is
but as a poem it's rubbish, it doesn't even rhyme
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Did you ever play Monkey Island 2?
t'was a joy to play
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I've played all of them
including the recent serialised one. Also good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Gaz me that when I have internets please
My favourite games of all time are the Ratchet and clank games. They're just so much fun and you get to smash things so you can collect bolts and screws and bits of metal and you get to play as clank the robot which is freaking awesome too. I'm really selling it here aren't I? I'm good at Medal of honour type games, but rarely play them because I find them a bit dull.

I'm really hoping that the new version of Goldeneye will be as good as the original with big heads and end of game levels like Aztec because that was also totally freaking awesome.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Best computer game: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Best board game: Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I do like Scrabble

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Me too
I can't play without my lucky socks on though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Lucky socks?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Yer
When I play my mum, if I don't have this certain pair of socks on, I get absolutely owned. Otherwise, I either win, or lose by a very small margin.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Interesting.
Maybe this method can help me beat my gran, the cunning wordsmith.

That is to say, with my own pair of lucky socks. Not yours.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Fair enough
When I 'play' your mum, I always wear my lucky 'customised' jumper.

/sutcliffelolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I always wear a condom
because I don't know where her mums been and if she's anything like applebite she's got more STDs than a telephone directory.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

My mum is the exact opposite to me.
Complete prude. Don't know where I get it from.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Sailors
and failing that, anyone walking near you
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I like it
but it pisses me off

I don't know any words with 3 Os, 3Us and an I
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Poohole-Uruguay-imbecile.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

so's your face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

ever played Go?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Well whenever I enter the pub
everyone shouts that at me, but I didn't know it was a game.

I feel a bit better now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

POTD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

nice
it's a very old chinese game (I think). very hard, but very rewarding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Bit like my cock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I once played it against my mate
who is very good at games. I lost something like 300-2
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

it's almost impossible to play against someone who knows what they are doing when you don't
I don't think I ever finished with a positive score
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

he'd never played before either
:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

oh
I've never played anyone who wasn't quite good. I suspect that the outcome is pretty random when two novices play.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

not when you are shit at games (me)
and the person you're playing against used to do chess tournaments :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I see your Scrabble and raise you
SUPER SCRABBLE

Quadruple word scores ftw!!

www.johnlewis.com/230472536/Product.aspx?source=14798
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I played Pokemon Red on my computer for a while
got bored at some point after coming out of the cave and couldn't work out where to go. I am not a big gamer.

I do love a bit of Scrabble though. I lost by 1 point when I played last, and that's because I had Qs and Xs left over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I've got that on my phone!
it's brilliant fun
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:32, Reply)