I've literally just got in from work and I'm knackered.
So I wasn't going to go out anyway. But now I'm home and bored I want to. But judging by facebook chat, no one else is out either.
I'm going to put Battlestar on I think.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You should totally download some porn
and crack open a cold one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:14, Reply)

crack open or crack off?
And I think I'll save the porn til my dad's gone to bed.

Someone on my news feed just put the status "Really smug people wear cardigans round their necks"
So, so tempted to make a comment about croissants and balconies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:18, Reply)

You should write the words TEDIOUS CUNT
over and over and over and when they ask what the problem is, act as if nothing happened.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I'm not you, Al.
I actually like this person. If I didn't, I'd consider it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Oh alright then
post them pictures of your breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:25, Reply)

There's already pictures of my breasts on facebook.
And practically my minge. NEXT.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Your actual breasts? I must have missed that one.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Nah, just several of my bra.
Untagged most though. Luckily, every time I get my tits right out in public, everyone is too distracted to take pictures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:31, Reply)