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I can't be bothered to read 147 replies about stupid wgeddings so how drunk are people? I'm probably drunk enough to start considering which b3tans I'd sleep with
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:55, 210 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Im a bit drunk
Not overly. First friday I've been indoors for a while so had a bit of wine and stuff. How's you TGB?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Sober. Gin in the fridge.
Can't be arsed with gin tonight though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:01, Reply)
i've had
nearly two glasses of wine

I can do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Everythings better
After nearly two drinks...
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:13, Reply)
god, yeah!
I'm handling 3 IM conversations and B3TA simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Oh man.
I've gone a bit past that "I'm awesome and can multitask" drunk stage and I'm now in the slightly confused and alcohol befuddled stage.... I need more alcohol :(.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:24, Reply)
I best be on that list, in fact, I best be on everyone's list.
I totally got new bed sheets and everything !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)
you're totally on my list

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Once me and Gonz have saved up the air fare
and then enough for a motel and a six pack of american beer, we're gonna be high fiving over your back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)
hahahahaha
twat
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Kristine!
You touch your mother with those fingers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:11, Reply)
You finger your mum with those fingers...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:46, Reply)
Sober as a judge and have been for about seven weeks.
*stands proud......then sits back down and cries*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Drunk enough to find most things funny, not drunk enough to bare my arse in public.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:36, Reply)
Sober
It's a Friday for fuck sake. Tomorrow is a big music event that "the whole town's going to". I've purposely not bought a ticket because I'M NOT FUCKING GOING.

/crys
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:47, Reply)
Sober because I've just got in from work.
And I'll probably be sober tomorrow night as well.
I'm BORED AND LONELY AND NOT DRUNK AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
I want to go back to Manchester NOW. Yes, I'm having a tantrum.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:53, Reply)
good job you have
imaginary INTERNET FRIENDS!

here have an imaginary internet glass of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:03, Reply)
YAY for imaginary friends.
Ta very much. I've got imaginary chocolates. Want one?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:08, Reply)
totally, cheers!
my real life stomache is full, but my imaginary one is empty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:10, Reply)
I might have a real cup of tea to go with them

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:10, Reply)
so late?
you'll never sleep m'lad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)
HA HA!
You're all alone on a friday night sitting in front of your computer being angry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Aren't you?
I'm not used to this. The fact that I am is making me angrier.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Yes, but I intended to stay in
the mrs is out with work colleagues so I stayed in to watch Goodfellas and now I'm sorting out some music on the computer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:11, Reply)
I've literally just got in from work and I'm knackered.
So I wasn't going to go out anyway. But now I'm home and bored I want to. But judging by facebook chat, no one else is out either.
I'm going to put Battlestar on I think.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:14, Reply)
You should totally download some porn
and crack open a cold one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:14, Reply)
crack open or crack off?
And I think I'll save the porn til my dad's gone to bed.

Someone on my news feed just put the status "Really smug people wear cardigans round their necks"
So, so tempted to make a comment about croissants and balconies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:18, Reply)
You should write the words TEDIOUS CUNT
over and over and over and when they ask what the problem is, act as if nothing happened.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I'm not you, Al.
I actually like this person. If I didn't, I'd consider it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Oh alright then
post them pictures of your breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:25, Reply)
There's already pictures of my breasts on facebook.
And practically my minge. NEXT.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)
Your actual breasts? I must have missed that one.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Nah, just several of my bra.
Untagged most though. Luckily, every time I get my tits right out in public, everyone is too distracted to take pictures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:31, Reply)
I'm being made to watch Superbad
I'm squirming in my seat. I just want them to get the booze and for everything to be ok. I don't like embarrassing people.
well, not much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:23, Reply)
That's a good film
It made me laugh a lot
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:25, Reply)
They've just punched McLovin in the face.
Oh god.

I would Michael Cera, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Eee, really :/
He'll get you pregnant you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)
And then you'll have to drink gallons of Sunny Delight

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:28, Reply)
With a burger phone?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:29, Reply)
At least you'll be super hip though
And have loads of cool slang.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
I've not seen Juno :/

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)
It's actually pretty good.
You should get on that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
It's such a cringey film.
I quite enjoyed it though, til the last ten minutes. Won't ruin it for you, but it's completely unnecessary.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:26, Reply)
I don't like cringey films though :(
Ow are you doing bbz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)
I'm bored and lonely and not drunk. :(
Spoke to Danger boy the other night though, up til all hours chatting. It was nice.May have changed my mind again and now not sure I want to get into anything.

How are you? I love that picture of you in a box btw.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:29, Reply)
I'm the same, really.
Will have an earlyish night. I'm not really feeling this film though. Let me guess, they have loads of shenagigans and get the booze and all is dandy. Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
BANG ON.
Wow, it's like you've seen it before. Either that or one of the other stupid hip indie teenage films that are all exactly the same.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Last film I saw before this was Inception, adn before that Brick
and also saw half of 10 Things I Hate About You.

SO MUCH J G-L :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)
I'm sorry, did you just use the abreviation "bbz" for the word "babes"?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Yeah, It's how we roll alright?
Cos we're all young and cool and that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I can't wait to turn 30.
I'm busy downloading hair metal tracks for a compliation.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
I can't believe you're 150% older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Haha,
That makes him sound MEGA OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
I think that's how it works.
It might be 33.33333%.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)
I prefer 150%
It makes him sound older.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)
I'm 2/3rds of his age.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Look you can both just fuck off
I'm not old, I just have lots more life experience than you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
I'm pretty sheltered to be honest.
And you had better hair in your hayday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Haha, sheltered.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)
I am :(
Only had my first kiss at 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)
I was 12!
But I did lose my virginity at 18.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:07, Reply)
The story of my first kiss is not a pleasant one.
It kind of explains part of my nutterness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Oo, are you going to share?
Mine set the tone for the rest of my life haha
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:10, Reply)
I might do, but I'm not in that sort of mood.
I started writing it a while ago. As in, everything. It's almost 2000 words and I've not even got onto R__.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)
Wow.
Mine consists of a randomer at an under 16s night at the local club. I didn't even know his name. Still don't. And then another one ten minutes later.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:17, Reply)
It was someone I liked at the time.
And then spectacularly fucked me over. SOUNDS FAMILIAR, DUNNIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:18, Reply)
Mine was boring
and a bit rubbish. Set the tone for me as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Mine made me the girl I am today
In that he's what got me into fora.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)
This makes me sad
all of my relationships have ended as good friends, but not a single one has made any impact at any level
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)
Made me into an internet slag,
shaped my physical preferences and looks in guys, and another thing, which I would say but it's emoooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:27, Reply)
emo right on
I've been in a bad mood all day and most of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:30, Reply)
I'll gaz you, so I'm not emoing up open board

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)
Yeah, experience that's made you
OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)
I'm not.
I'm only 29. I was just implying that if being young means stupid abreviations, then I can't wait to turn 30. Which is so old that you die.

In which case I'll miss my wife in about a month.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Me and Lampers are almost 20.
That's old and scary. I don't want to not be a teenager :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:38, Reply)
agepiss
and SOON WE'LL BE SENILE AND PISSING OURSELVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Being twenty is much better than being 19.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)
I'll let you know what it's like.
Just to refresh your aged memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)
Ah, we do that anyway
Under the right circumstances.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)
5) Profit

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)
I'm sorry for using abbreviations.
30's not that old. I still can't believe I'm almost out of my teens :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)
I'm not dead yet.
Declining, yeah, but alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)
I thought you already were...
Sounds thrilling. I'm texting a friend and watching northern exposure.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
NORTHERN EXPOSURE!
*hums theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:57, Reply)
30's quite good, ashally.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
not so much
but I have high hopes for 35
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)
35?
Hmm. Hopefully it'll be good. I'm meant to be a dad then...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Don't worry I'm trying my best to get flim flam pregnant.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)
She says:
"What? With that shrivelled old prawn?"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
I know she does
but to me she says "Oh thank god he's finally gone to bed"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I totes did, bbz.
I ceebs typing the whole word, teebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Alright, bbz?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Yeah bbz I'z good yah!?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Man, tnite's bn ttly jokes, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Oh, the irony!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
That all I do is make an embarrassment of myself?
Yeah, I felt that as I typed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
*punches face*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Oh god did I punch you?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)
completely sober. just woke up.
didn't even get drunk last night when I went out to my friends house. Oh the exciting life I lead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Oh Boy It's going to be so much fun having you in the UK
I can't imagine all the crazy hi-jinks you'll get up to.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:31, Reply)
to be fair, I don't really drink unless it's socially, and I'm not driving.
I had to drive last night, so I didn't drink.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Englands very small
we never have to drive anywhere, so we can drink as much as we like.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)
well I won't be able to drive in England anyway - so I can drink as much as I like!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Don't you have a driving licence?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
*falls over dog*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
I do, but to rent a car from a company you usually have to be either over 21 or over 25.
I'll be almost 19!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Oh, they won't let you drink here either then

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:38, Reply)
har har, I know the score.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)

which reminds me tomorrow I need to look at getting a better deal on my car insurance. shall I be confused or go compare?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Do both
then phone up an insurance broker too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Why not finger a meerkat?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)

because I always end up on compare the meerkat then I realise I've wasted an hour stupid cute funny website
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Awwww TGB is actually all about the fuzzy wuzzies

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:46, Reply)

yeah because unlike you I'm not a total cunt ( or Cynthia as my phone tried to correct it to)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I posted a thread then fucked off. I enjoyed the Mitchell and webb reference though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Which one?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)

the almost two drinks one
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I'm, like, 47% drunk.
Mmm, Peroni.

In other news, I have a beta list of, oh, three...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Al... DJ... and... Vipros?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Shit, 5.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)
floozy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Six, damn!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)
I'm pretty sure his wife is on his list
If only to stop the nagging.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Ah, married life is treating you well, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Yeah, she's not here.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Oh.
Erm. Sorry, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)
She's coming back.
At least, I hope she's coming back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)
She says that.
But then she'll hold your heart in her claw and crush it because you're worthless. Women love shoes more than they love us.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Libel
I hate shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:46, Reply)
me to
i like my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:46, Reply)
Eggzack

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
Ttue
But you have got a MASSIVE COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I've had no complaints like...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:56, Reply)
*lip trembles*

*eyes well up*

Why would you tell me this now DiT? Why?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:47, Reply)
It's for your own good.
Now come here, and let uncle DiT look after you...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I'm suspicious of that pillow you're hiding behind your back.
It looks like its got old teeth marks in it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:56, Reply)
True.
I love my docs and my iron fists more than I love penis.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
SEE?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)
NOT I SIR

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Want some more, sir?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)
O-lee-verrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Never before has a boy wanted more!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:57, Reply)
is it
al, pjm and monty
I'm too slow on my phone .:(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Money?
Is that meant to be monty, or does DiT just enjoy banging currency?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Damn straight.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:38, Reply)
evening all
Ive had an ace day, bought a new suit for a wedding, it is light grey with a bright pink lining. Love it. Oicked up some lovely weed and just got back from the pub. WHats up with all you lovely internet people? o
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I am currently wondering why the flying fuck I'm going to Bolton tomorrow.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
but the palindrome of bolton
would be notlob, it don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)
football

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Yeah but Bolton is the worst non descript northern town in the world.
I've been four times and swore never to return after each visit. I hate my "it's the first game of the season I have to go" mentality.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:57, Reply)
10 years in the top flight though
they're not a bad team and Owen Coyle knows what he's doing. I can't wait for tomorrow now I love opening day. Shame we're not playing til Sunday. Away at Anfield should be good.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:00, Reply)
It's still rubbish.
I'm going back to Newcastle next week so tomorrow is my only opportunity to do an away day with about forty other idiots on the train. Football is pretty rubbish, it's the acting like a twat all day that's fun.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Bristol City Millwall last week
some twattish behaviour there afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:05, Reply)
That's half the fun.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Chocolate
Sorry DiT, I fell off wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Now what did we talk about?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)
I'll get back on tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Go to the mirror and cut your hair off.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:57, Reply)
No way

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:06, Reply)
At least go over there and cry for a bit or I'll feel like a right twat.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)
we're miserable and drunk and sober and lonely and horny and bored

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
THIS.
yes, no, yes yes yes yes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)
MASSIVE DRUGS

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)

your suit sounds pretty gay
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

gay badgers are gay
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:52, Reply)

only with lusty and clendrix
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:54, Reply)
I miss lusty
I've not seen her for months and months. It was my birthday in fact.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:58, Reply)

she doesn't miss you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:59, Reply)
That hurts TGB.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)

the truth often does
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)
I squashed boobs with her and TGB recently
Like the Three Graces but drunken harpies.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:01, Reply)
You bore me
It's bad enough you posting during the day, but please don't spoil these evening threads.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)
ignore me then, problem solved
Your gay little comments annoy me but I don't whinge about it. Ignore me or ssssh
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I dunno, that sounds awfully like whinging to me...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:56, Reply)
No, you see you obviously don't get how this works
I'm not going to ignore people that post crap comments and try and come across as superior when they've already lost their rag in response to 1) Bert himself and 2) being called Bert.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:56, Reply)
Shut up, Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:58, Reply)
^ I like this

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:58, Reply)
what's wrong with losing your rag?
is this another 'rule' I'm not aware of? I don't really care about the Bert thing to be honest I like coming on here and if you get a kick out telling me I'm dull or posting shit comments or what not go for it Al.

Edit - your bike is shit and gay and you have homosexual dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)

no no no all wrong. you don't try reason with al you reply with comments about him having a gay bike or humming his bike or falling over dogs.
ot fail
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Pity you can't sort out RogersMedsBoresMe the same way you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:55, Reply)
that episode is funny
I can see why it got banned or what not cause of the guns in school thing
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:56, Reply)
And I think they edited a lot of fire references out of it
I must ask the bf if it's on his box set. It was banned for ages.
I wish they had the music clips too. Them watching Creep is boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:00, Reply)
I hadn't watched it in years then it was reduced in HMV from 40 quid to 20 so I had to get it.
Forgot Daria was in it too!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:01, Reply)
Diarrhea cha cha cha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)
fuck this shit
bed time

night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Just got back from Inception
not drunk in the least
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:07, Reply)

did you love it?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Yeah
it was fantastic. Not quite as complex as everyone was claiming though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)

yeah I think it was a difficult concept but executed in an easy to follow way that even al could probably follow
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:15, Reply)
still haven't decided about the spinning top though

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:20, Reply)
excellent summary there

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Ta! right off to bed for me as I have to get up early to drive parents to the station. night!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)
Is it good?
I've not seen it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Brilliant
and I had not realised that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was quite that hot. He looks like a hot version of Heath Ledger a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:12, Reply)
rumour is he has landed the part of the Riddler
in the next Batman film.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)
The Riddler is a bit of a shit villian
But at least he's better than the Penguin
(Bazongaloid, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:15, Reply)
I'm pretty sure most things are better than the Penguin
There was some classic Batman on TV recently. It was nothing but shit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:16, Reply)
true, penguin
is too limited but the riddler has so much scope. I like Nolans' Batman films but the voice of Bale is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:17, Reply)
did you like it?
this book is good but unlike anything I've read before. It's keeping me interested though
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)
See above :)
Glad you're liking the book- are you reading the Hardboiled Wonderland one first?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:14, Reply)
yeah about 100 pages in. it's good different.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:15, Reply)
I don't drink in the week any more
I had a glass of wine with dinner and that's it.

Getting bombed tomorrow though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Having not yet bothered to get a job
I can't afford to go out and have fun, and all my friends have pissed off on holiday. It's a right hoot around here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:14, Reply)
i can't be drunk
i'm in charge of a tarantula, a boa and 2 of these which i bought today
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:43, Reply)
why the tarantula?
actually - why all the exotic things that can kill you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:02, Reply)
the tarantula is my housemate's, it's venom is at the same level as a bee sting
the corn snakes couldn't hurt a mouse at this stage, and when fully grown could possibly make me bleed but not much else, and the boa is possibly the most laid back and docile creature i've ever encountered - it quite simply does not give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:11, Reply)
*shudder*
the snakes sound cool, but the tarantula is making me shudder from the thought. And we've got some pretty hideous spiders here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:16, Reply)
i wouldn't have the tarantula as a pet myself,
they're a bit too pissy for my liking, it's interesting to watch them as they catch and eat locusts though
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:21, Reply)
mmmmnope!
I'm quite happy with my furry cat who has anger management problems
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:26, Reply)

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