Sod it
I once handed a wallet into a police station and they looked at me like I was mad. Never heard back about it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

a wallet i'd hand in
cos getting id and stuff replaced sucks, and sometimes people keep sentimental shit in their wallets.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I found a wallet once
and I looked at the drivers license and realised the guy lived round the corner from me so I dropped it round and he gave me some cake. It was awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

ake ock
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

My wallet got nicked on a night bus once.
I was woken up the following morning by a phone call from my dad - a lovely, lovely woman who lived in Camden had found it (empty of cash but cards etc intact) under a car and tracked down my folks from the address on my driving licence. I had just enough cash lying around for bus fare down to her place and a bunch of flowers to say thanks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

If you feel a bit guilty about keeping the money
you could give it to charity. Half to Pakistan and half to China.

Or you could do what I would do and spend it on snorting coke out of a hookers ass beer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

option two.
drugs out of my girlfriends ass will do. then more drugs can be purchased and less trips to the clap clinic.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)