Tattoos look best
when there's a reason behind them. If it's something you've ordered off the shelf or, worse still, one of those chinese characters/tramp stamp things, then you'll just look like a chav.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Portraits of your kids/dead gran/some cunt are even worse though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I think getting someone's face permanently on your body is a little creepy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Now you know how Chompy felt that fateful night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

HA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

/cats/dogs/ferrets
agreed.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I have a vaguely chinese character looking tramp stamp
It's full of win
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I have some 'squiggly tribal shit'
and one is in the tramp stamp location :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Does it look like Ass Antlers?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

haha yeah.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

That's the problem, though, isn't it?
This shit dates really quickly and you're stuck with it.

What if Kerry Katona gets the same shit as you done? You become a laughing-stock. Not for me thanks - I prefer to become a laughing stock for the things I say and do, than merely my appearance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

The current trend for women
Is to get a tribal squiggle on the side of their hand, like Cheryl Cole.
Most of them get shit ones, so exactly like Cheryl Cole's (seriously, it's a terrible tattoo).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

There's a girl in the bar I dance in
who's got that exact one.

I want a floral one behind my ear, running down to the back of my neck, but I can't decide exactly what form I want it to take.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Go for pastel colours
Or simple black and grey
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I think I probably will go for pale colours
I want to add some flowers and shit to my rib one to make it less boring, but I'm proper skint.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I want a motorhead tattoo

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)