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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Piercings and that.
Having held out for years and refused to get my ears pierced, I finally got them done a couple of months ago. Now, like my tattoos, I seemed to have opened a floodgate, and now I want MOAR. I've been debating what to get done next, I was in an alternative jewellery shop/piercing parlour last week and oh so very nearly got my nose done. A nipple piercing is also tempting. What do you reckon I should get done?

If work/family/polite society wasn't an issue, what body modification would you have done? Alternatively, what body mod can't you stand?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:47, 186 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I can't stand corset piercings
They just freak me out, the idea of tying them all together and then pulling, ew. Makes me shiver.

I would dye my hair bright colours all over instead of just the underneath bit if work wasn't an issue. For the most part they're not bothered about my mods, although I wouldn't want to get anything like a face tattoo anyway, all my tattoos can be hidden if necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Ugh, no corset piercings creep me out.
They must be so uncomfortable when they're pulled tight.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Exactly
Plus the pulled skin looks a bit gross as well. I hate those circus of horror things where guys attach hooks to their skin and drag things along, ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
If you decide on nipples, get both, not just one
They're likely to be my next piercing.

If work/family/polite society wasn't an issue, I'd get a microdermal in my face, plus tattoo my face.

I can't stand girls whose only facial piercing is a Madonna above the top lip, to one side), they almost always complete chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
I keep trying to persuade Wiggy to get his nipple pierced
he's frightened of needles though, the poor little lamb.

I'll do my own strikethrough: poor little lamb massive fucking pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Tell him thats no excuse.
I'm fucking terrified of needles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I told him what he injections he would need to holiday in Thailand
we're going to Tenerife.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Why both?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Because symmetry is important!
That being said, I've only got one industrial, so am breaking my own rules. I'll definitely get my nips done as a pair though, will wait for my septum to heal up first.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
*googles industrial piercing*
oohhhh, a scaffold piercing
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)
so you don't walk lopsided

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I strongly dislike Madonnas.
Kat Von D's facial tattoos are incredible. She's incredible, but I love her stars :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I like 'tribal' facial tattoos
Not the random squiggly shit 'tribal', but proper Polynesian, Maori etc, plus the geometric work.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Voyager fan?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Star Trek? No....

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)
He's got a face tattoo
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Chakotay.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I had no idea
Looks alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Not a fan of the random squiggle below her right eye though.
At least I think it's her right.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I can't stand
the labret piercing. It's a bit like a soul patch in that it makes the person look like they're trying to be all alternative but don't have the commitment to do it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
aww I have that :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
COMMITMENT, WOMAN

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I also have 11 others

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I figured you
probably would. You don't seem like the shy type.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I don't like central labrets (sorry Kitty)
I much prefer them to the side, with a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I have a central labret
So you hate me AND Kitty now. Wookiee too, he has one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Oh I forgot about Wookie's, I must have been fixating on his tongue.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Which he also has pierced

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Yes, I know, hence the fixation

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I take it you were fixating before
you punched him in the face
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Yeah, that was the time before the Grey

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I have one too
because I'm of the opinion that off centre lip piercings look fucking silly on most people. Oh and the madonna piercing can fuck right off - I've never seen one that looks nice yet.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
You should get those tunnel ear things so I can do this
dontvisitthis.com/wp-content/2010/06/Padlock-Ear.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
*narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
4Chan are having competitons to video it being done.
So watch out the internet are after you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I'll be wary
Thanks for the headsup.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
hahaha
I know someone who's got massive ones, I'm totally doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I will never stretch my ears.
They look ok up to a certain point, then they just gross me out, especially when the tunnel is taken out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Mine are stopping at 14mm
Although when i originally got them pierced at 4mm, I decided then that 6mm was my limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I think they look universally shit to tell you the truth.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I fucking hate them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)
You hate everything

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I fucking hate you for posting that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I fucking love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)
You're just a ball of hate and spite
Lashing out at anything and everything that comes near.

You and TGB are perfect for each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Aren't we!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I really hope you two get together
And then fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)
So do I.
Apart from the first bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)
CHOMPY AND MONTY
Through their hatred of all things, they found one thing in common- a delicate, beautiful love. Now they have something to cherish: they stare into each others' eyes and whisper... "I don't like this"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

this Lampito


*flicks V's*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Chompy certainly doesn't.
I'm devastated that you feel this way though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Pass the tissues, Chompy, life's not worth it any more

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)
This is no time for masturbation, dammit!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I was more thinking
"How can you kill yourself with tissues?"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)
To mop up my limpid tears, of course

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Not even for a celebratory one when I leave this mortal plane for ever?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)
PLANE

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Whoops
I had to think about that one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I dislike them, and I don't really see the appeal
Surely they look dreadful with nothing in?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)
like prolapsed anuses
my friend has taken his out and they are fucking gross
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I thought for a second you were talking about prolapsed anuses as a body mod.
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
that would definitely be a 'private' mod
for your lovers eyes only.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)
It worries me that my first thought was
'but where would you be able to get that done?'
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)
awesome

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I'm not sure what they are called
but those piercings that look like beauty spots I don't like. Tattoos are my thing really have a consultation booked in for planning my back, excited.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
the Madonna I think

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Yep
As I mention above.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
stupid name as well.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I think 'Kitty O'Hara' is OK, personally.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)
better than Monty Boyce
anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I was hoping for
that's my real name shout
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)
we call them the monroe here

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I used to have a Medusa piercing
(Top lip, in the middle, through the philtrum) and I loved it. Had to take it out for work though, and it closed up over a few hours.

It has a silly name though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)
that's slightly better
they don't look nice. I am a sucker for girls with lip piercings especially hoops not studs. Plus they call trousers pants where you are as well and that still confuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I like studs, not really a hoop kinda girl
I used to have my lip done, miss it terribly, was probably my favorite piercing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I don't like nipple piercings. Don't ruin your lovely tits.
But nose, nose I could see working on you.

I'd have the tattoo I've wanted for ages in a more public place than my foot, and maybe dye my hair odd colours again. I used to want a labret, but I'm not really down with piercings any more.
I don't like much modification on men, to be honest. But I do review on an independent basis :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I couldn't get myself
pierced or tattooed. I'm far too big a pussy for the former anyway and I don't think either would suit me.

I do like both when they're done properly, but a single labret or a single butterfly tattoo just don't work. If you're going to do it, do it properly!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)
You see I don;t think piercings would suit me
Don't have the stomach (literally) for belly piercing, like my tits too much, don't like my ears, and all sorts of practical reasons (I get terrible ulcers, I imagine the piercing would be hell for causing them if I got a mouth one)

Tattoos, I'm down with. Though not with going to the parlour and picking any design off the top of your head. You have to try and think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Tattoos look best
when there's a reason behind them. If it's something you've ordered off the shelf or, worse still, one of those chinese characters/tramp stamp things, then you'll just look like a chav.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Portraits of your kids/dead gran/some cunt are even worse though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I think getting someone's face permanently on your body is a little creepy

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Now you know how Chompy felt that fateful night.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)
/cats/dogs/ferrets
agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I have a vaguely chinese character looking tramp stamp
It's full of win
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I have some 'squiggly tribal shit'
and one is in the tramp stamp location :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Does it look like Ass Antlers?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)
haha yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)
That's the problem, though, isn't it?
This shit dates really quickly and you're stuck with it.

What if Kerry Katona gets the same shit as you done? You become a laughing-stock. Not for me thanks - I prefer to become a laughing stock for the things I say and do, than merely my appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)
The current trend for women
Is to get a tribal squiggle on the side of their hand, like Cheryl Cole.
Most of them get shit ones, so exactly like Cheryl Cole's (seriously, it's a terrible tattoo).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)
There's a girl in the bar I dance in
who's got that exact one.

I want a floral one behind my ear, running down to the back of my neck, but I can't decide exactly what form I want it to take.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Go for pastel colours
Or simple black and grey
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I think I probably will go for pale colours
I want to add some flowers and shit to my rib one to make it less boring, but I'm proper skint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I want a motorhead tattoo

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
If I was a drag queen or a tranny, I'd get a ring at the end of my cock and a hook just next to my bumhole, and hope I don't get a stiffy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
sexy bitch

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I'd have full sleeves done
and probably re-pierce my lip and tongue and get feet tattoos.

I would tell society to fook orf and live in a little cottage in the country and farm all my own food and have big b3ta bashes
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)
I'm getting my sleeve finished in November! Woo!
Then I'll be starting my other sleeve, chest, back, right leg and feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
no one cares

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
My mum does
She called me yesterday and the first thing she said was "I see you've mutilated yourself again".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Alt: I don't really like any of them.
I like Japanese gangster tattoos, but only on Japanese gangsters.

I've posted this before, but the best tattoo I've ever seen was on my pal James Graham, a hilarious crusty traveller/squatter type. He'd got a mate (quite probably in prison) to tattoo his forearm with the Motorhead logo, but the chap had fucked it up and just given up, so to this day James' arm bears the legend:

'mota'

Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)
The Offspring have a song called Mota
about getting stoned.

Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)
There was an old rocker guy who used to come in the bar I worked in
and he had OZZIE tattooed down one arm and SABBAHT down the other. I lolled every time he came in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I'm lolling now - poor the dyslexic tattoist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I'd like a tattoo
but I've never seen anything I'm 100% convinced I want to have inked in to my skin for the rest of time. Plus I'm worried I'd finally grow the balls to have it done and then not like it.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)
No real interest in piercings or tattoos
I've never quite understood the appeal. Most tattoos look shit, and once you get into full sleeve territory it just looks ridiculous and deeply unattractive. And piercing anything other than the ears is "hello, please relieve me of some money and make me uglier k thx bai".

Chavvy gyppos the lot of you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)
^ this
I know I'm in the minority here, but I really don't like tattoos or piercings at all. Pierced ears are just about OK, but only on a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I still don't regret having these dorsal spines fitted.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I have had many piercings, currently only a nose stud and an industrial are in
I'd like to get a monroe but there's another girl I know that has her nose and a monroe and I don't like her so I'm abstaining.

I saw a girl with a surface piercing next to her eye which looked super cool and I'd like to have that.
sort of like this
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)
An anti-eyebrow
They're quite cool but prone to rejection. Like a lot of OTers really.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)
the one I saw was just a dot, not the two, I dunno what they're called
and most of my piercings reject anyway so I wouldn't get it done
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)
If it's just the one
It's a microdermal or surface anchor piercing, aka single point piercings.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)
yeah, soooo not hip to the jargon
not even sure if my piercer does it

all this talk about piercings has me itching for one now
ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
My favourite mod is the nude Sims mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)
get your VCH done :P
i'd get microdermals put in over my spine, but a) it'd be bastard expensive, and b) it'd reject because of the movement

snake bite piercings annoy me, saw a lot of them at sonisphere and it looks like they're got 2 nasty spots on their mouth
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)
What makes me laugh
(and I truly mean no offence to those of you that have all this stuff done) is that I suspect I have led a much more 'alternative' life than a lot of body-modifying types - to the extent that I spend my time desperately trying to conceal this from the world at large rather than making it really fucking obvious by, say, putting nails through my eyelids or whatever you crazy kids get up to these days.

When I say it makes me laugh, I don't mean it genuinely makes me actually laugh, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)
not everyone gets piercings and tattoos to try and be different
some people like having piercings and tattoos.

Also, that was pretty patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
I'm not talking about you personally.
I've known really quite large numbers of 'Torture Garden' types in my time, including some chappies who performed an American Indian-style hook-hanging event in a Bethnal Green loft, on the whole I have found them to be, outside of this one sphere of activity, rather staid.

The biggest genuine deviants/nutters I've known have invariably looked rather ordinary.

Also, I am pretty patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
*shuffles uneasily*
*tries to blend in*
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Fair enough
I don't like when people call lump me in with all the 'alternative kids' though because I don't really think I am. Plus no one is alternative these days, emo has taken over as the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Agreed
Emo and chav groups are about equal in size in a lot of cities nowadays. The counterculture has become mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
you have black hair!
you must be emo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
It's brown. Ish.
Naturally quite blonde though!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
excuse me
but I think that sounds a little bit emo
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
it's all inspiration for my poetry

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I have been tempted to try a suspension
I've heard it can be quite a euphoric experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
gross.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Try having a dump after dropping a pill
much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I don't do drugs
But a good shit is pretty euphoric.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
call your boss a cunt and then accuse him/her of sexual advances
You'll be suspended all right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I'm not getting metal put in me to be 'alternative'
I get piercings and tattoos because I want them. I'd love for tattoos to be more socially acceptable, so long as it's well-regulated to stop any chav twunt buying a shoddy tattoo gun off eBay and permanently scarring their friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
I know you're not. You're a level-headed and sensible fellow (if that's not patronising)
But do you really contest that the 'scene' is peppered with 'look at me' types? I'm not trying to belittle anyone's personal choices but I do know more than a few idiots who fit that description and my brother wrote his thesis on 'modern primitives' - I'm not just opining in the hope of a disagreement, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I do not contest that some folk do it for the attention.
But do disagree with every heavily pierced or tattooed person being lumped into the 'look at me' category.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I didn't for a moment suggest that this applied to everyone.
I said 'a lot of body-modifying types' - and I'm afraid from the sample I've known - and I really have known more than just one or two - the folks more often than not looked like they lived an alternative lifestyle (and frequently had chosen a 'striking' look precisely to give this impression), but in fact really did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)
What constitutes an alternative lifestyle?
How many practitioners of a defining activity would it take before that activity ceased being alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
That's a fascinating and difficult question to answer
I would define an alternative lifestyle by a combination of the following

* sexual so-called 'deviancy'
* 'alternative' living arrangements (squatting, communes, travelling etc.)
* use of MASSIVE DRUGS or alcohol to excess
* refusal to work for a living in the traditional way inc being a criminal

Thinking about it, in somewhere like Camden the regular 9-5 straight looking dudes are the ones living an alternative lifestyle...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)
It would have to be alternative to what's considered your local/societal norm
People that live 24/7 BDSM lifestyles would definitely be considered alternative, as would the total recluse/outcast who lives in a hut in the countryside living off the land.

You could argue that any alcohol use in the UK would not be considered alternative, no matter the quantities, and that being tee-total is more alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)
In a sense that's true
I was thinking about homeless drunks really, rather than 'liking a drink or two'.

But it's very much a term wide open to massively different interpretations, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I read that as:
wah wah massive drugs wah wah my cats gone wah wah you all suck I am better than you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Why is everyone bullying Monty today? Is it his turn this week or something?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
he's being intolerant

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
It's the gas chamber for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
OPPRESSED
Although now I've angrily said that, I'm doubting myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
is it?
I always thought it was re.

EDIT: Google says I'm the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I thought repressed was something you did to yourself
Oppressed is done by an outside source.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Poor Lactose, always feeling hard done by.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I didn't realise I was living an alternate lifestyle by having tattoos and piercings.
Now I feel super edgy and kewl.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
you are so old!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I don't have any piercings
it's not that I'm against them, per se, more that I'm worried I might leak
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
If I take my lip stud out I can squirt coffee through the hole

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Same here
I want to try it with sambuca, and see if I can light it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)
that's what really happened to that Simon guy

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
What Simon guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
simon weston
burns guy
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Ah yes

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
the burnt face man

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
gt one of those hole embiggeners
and do it with a ping pong ball, then I'll be impressed
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)
eww
it would look like my face was giving birth
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
to a mini version of the balloon from The Prisoner

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
or Matt Lucas

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
is he George's evil twin?
I reckon he must be the one responsible for episodes I, II & III
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)
possibly
I think they're about the same height
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
pure class right here, ladies and gentlemen

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
the girls I was with on Saturday were doing it with wine in a restaurant
I was pretty embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
that's totally something I would do, really
I like rubbing my eye to make squidgy noises
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I wear contacts and lots of eye make up
so I usually can't rub my eyes between 6am and midnight. It feels so good to take them out at night and then rub my eyes until they're nearly bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
gross

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)
hahaha
the idea of putting contacts in totally grosses me out
anything going in my eye at all reminds me of a horror movie or something
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Yep
Although I chose to first find this out with ice cold diet coke and flailed everywhere because of the fizziness.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I do it with cider
It's refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I saw a porno where something similar happened.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Never fancied getting a piercing
I don't see the attraction. Tattoos can look good but only rarely have I seen one that really struck me as nice. The last one I saw that impressed me was the 'Join, or Die' tattoo that Craig Ferguson has on his forearm.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Join,_or_Die
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)
paying someone to permanently disfigure me or stab metal things in my face
just doesn't appeal. And I've yet to hear an argument for it more articulate than "well, I just like it".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)
just because it isn't articulate
doesn't mean it's a shit argument. It's possibly the best argument there is. Better than some made up bullshit about why it means something. I got all my tattoos because I like them no other reason, I liked the designs even the shit one I did myself.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I've not even got my ears done
and I'm not allowed to get any piercings/tattoos done now so I've missed the opportunity.

Not fond of snakebites myself
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
What do you mean 'not allowed' ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)
medical reasons
no piercings, no tattoos, they even think twice about injections in case it sparks off my illness again
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Oh damn, sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)
is jenni usually drunk or is she always a bit hyper?
i'm not sure if i ever encountered her while she was sober
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Jenni is lovely
when at Soni she's drunk, and I've met her sober only for us both to get drunk in the evening.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)
haha
even her wallposts make it seem like she's drunk
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

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