Sky dive

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it's horrible.
ignore Labs. It's horrible
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

how come?
I want to try it, it'd be like flying. Downwards.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Don't listen to her, she's shit
The freefall is exhilarating, and the parachute descent is serene and magical.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

thanks
it's not like I was actually going to listen to a GIRL anyway
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

the parachute floaty bit is breathtaking
it was the freefalling bit.

I really don't know why I hated it, I'm not frightened of anything and I love excitement and stuff, but I just hated it. Even before I did it, all morning I was just feeling numb. And pale, exceptionally pale.

I wrote a blog post about it, (in a blog I haven't touched since I started trying to make these sodding cranes) here: thebouquetlist.blogspot.com/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I did a skydive for my 30th - brilliant. Do it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I can't explain it.
It was just terrifying, a human's most basic instinct is to survive and in those few moments of plummeting to the earth I was going being forced fully against that instinct. It didn't fill me with adrenaline, it filled me with ice cold cement in my stomach.

Plus my tandem instructor's breath smelled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I know you have to tandem the first time, but I really don't want to
I'd be much happier doing iot on my own, but I'd be more worried about what my trousers were filling with than my stomach
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

you don't have to tandem
for the first time. I'm going on mine as a solo for the first :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

oh cool
where and when?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

probably Brackley
or Swindon. And in October. I booked to do it last year, but the weather wasn't good enough and I didn't bother to rearrange.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Brackley was where I did mine - good group of people. Rattling old plane though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

YOU MENTAL BITCH
sorry. I don't know what came over me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

probably Chompy
I reckon if you're going to jump might as well do it properly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

She wishes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I do
The amount of times I lie across his doorstep begging him to jizz on my belly and he just won't.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

urghh

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

HEY!
I have a nice belly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It the 4 other disgusting ones I'm worried about.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

that's chins
I have a washboard stomach. And five chins.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)