One of the things on my bucket list is to tie a message to a helium balloon
and release it.

I read it from someone else's bucket list and thieved it. However, I can't decide if I should write a motivational and inspiring message to make someone smile, or just "you're a douche".

Suggestions please b3tans.

Tell me something you want to do before you die. Or tell me how much a helium balloon pollutes the earth when it lands.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:53, 318 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dear reader
I'm trapped on an island with nothing but helium, rubber, and some pens. Please come and rescue me, and notify all authorities. Co-ordinates are 78°54′N 18°01′E.

PS I'm cold, bring me a jacket.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

sounds like the results of a very lonely birthday party

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

look out for Iorek Byrnison

( weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I want to watch tigers in Rajasthan before I snuff it
write the lemonparty url on the balloon
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

what's the lemon party?
I would like a link via lmgtfy.com
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Use Google, dammit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

MAKE ME

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

FINE
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

The connection was reset.
I have learned nothing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

lemonparty.org
You have been warned...
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Is it sex related
or just horrific?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

have a look & find out

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

but if it's gory and gross
I don't want to see
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

there isn't any blood & guts

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

It's a picture of old men fucking each other, IIRC
And my link works fine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

oh yeah now I remember!
Isn't it the old men in the shower?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

i believe that is moldeymen

( weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

its NSFW

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

something nice
When I go away I often leave books in hotel rooms with a little note to whoever finds it and my email address. Have done this about ten times and had a grand total of one response. I have come to the conclusion the rest of the world are bastards.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

that or the chamber maid has taken the book

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

that never crossed my mind.........

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

book crossing?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:35, Reply)

"Help me please
My Dad is so mean to me, and it hurts when we play leapfrog. My mum said that I cannot leave the basement until the reward money goes up, but I don't know what that means. I wish we hadn't gone to Portugal."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Sky dive

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

it's horrible.
ignore Labs. It's horrible
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

how come?
I want to try it, it'd be like flying. Downwards.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Don't listen to her, she's shit
The freefall is exhilarating, and the parachute descent is serene and magical.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

thanks
it's not like I was actually going to listen to a GIRL anyway
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

the parachute floaty bit is breathtaking
it was the freefalling bit.

I really don't know why I hated it, I'm not frightened of anything and I love excitement and stuff, but I just hated it. Even before I did it, all morning I was just feeling numb. And pale, exceptionally pale.

I wrote a blog post about it, (in a blog I haven't touched since I started trying to make these sodding cranes) here: thebouquetlist.blogspot.com/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I did a skydive for my 30th - brilliant. Do it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I can't explain it.
It was just terrifying, a human's most basic instinct is to survive and in those few moments of plummeting to the earth I was going being forced fully against that instinct. It didn't fill me with adrenaline, it filled me with ice cold cement in my stomach.

Plus my tandem instructor's breath smelled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I know you have to tandem the first time, but I really don't want to
I'd be much happier doing iot on my own, but I'd be more worried about what my trousers were filling with than my stomach
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

you don't have to tandem
for the first time. I'm going on mine as a solo for the first :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

oh cool
where and when?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

probably Brackley
or Swindon. And in October. I booked to do it last year, but the weather wasn't good enough and I didn't bother to rearrange.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Brackley was where I did mine - good group of people. Rattling old plane though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

YOU MENTAL BITCH
sorry. I don't know what came over me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

probably Chompy
I reckon if you're going to jump might as well do it properly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

She wishes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I do
The amount of times I lie across his doorstep begging him to jizz on my belly and he just won't.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

urghh

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

HEY!
I have a nice belly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It the 4 other disgusting ones I'm worried about.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

that's chins
I have a washboard stomach. And five chins.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Loads of stuff
but I'm a lazy cunt so it's unlikely I'll get round to any of them. Though I am 100% determined to do some proper parachuting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I've made my list
and so far I've done two things on it. And they were things that I had already done before I made the official list.

One of them was to make a 1000 origami cranes and I've just made number 8 a minute ago.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

what else is on your list?
I'm not a fan of any of that swimming with dolphins etc stuff. So my list will be comprised of grumpiness and slightly bizarre things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

It's pretty long
Well, obviously. I can put it in full here or I could mention some choice ones?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

whichever is easiest
put on the ones you really want to do, and I'll try and think up a few
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Ok
Learn to swingdance - Applebite and I are going to do this when she comes back to Manchester. We haven't decided who is going to be the butch one yet.

Learn to sail
Rollerblade
Buy a one way plane ticket
Eat sushi in Japan
Go to a drive in movie theatre
See some extreme weather in person
Surf in Hawaii
See a geyser blow
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

do we have drive in movie places in England ?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

no
there aren't even that many left in the US I don't think. Aus apparently has one left.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

that's a really nice list
makes mine feel a bit grey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

thanks
I've got a full 100 but Wiggy has only made it to 23. One of them is 'build something from wood that's not shit' - bless.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

a drive in movie theatre!
I'm a fucking genius
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

yeah I'm sure Wiggy could build one of them
he hasn't even made a spice rack.

I think the weather is the main reason we can't have nice things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

A 100?!
You must have spent fucking ages on that list haha.

I've so far got:

Visit Pompeii
Not get stabbed on a New York subway while in New York
Parachute jump
Finish novel
participate in a proper rowing event (and all attendent fitness implications etc)
eat at The Fat Duck (I'm always too broke)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Pompeii is incredible.
I love the House of the Faun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Welcome to the House of Faun
hehe
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

That was both a "lol" and a "facepalm"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

you had best get cracking
unless Wiggy builds you one

edit - what Amberl said, nice list.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

how's your book going?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbou_r7ODs
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

YES!
I love you for posting this!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I give the people what they want

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Tits or gtfo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Sorry
I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I think I like it
I have never come across a style like it before. I am just over half way and will finish it tonight. I understand what they say about the poetry and prose things now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

haha
that sounded uncertain. It is very unusual
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I think I like it because it's so different to anything I've read before
I need to finish it first.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Blatantly you'd be the butch
I've done rollerblading, and seen a geyser blow, but the rest of the list is lovely.
My list would include:
Go surfing
Visit Japan
Drive across America
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Ah well now,
we clearly have to have a surf bash if it's going to fulfill one of your life ambitions.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I've got the driving across America one
here's 80 - 90
80. Tie a note to a balloon and let it go
81. Ice skate at Central Park at Christmas
82. Buy a lottery ticket
83. See a shooting star
84. Do the Trans-Siberian Express journey
85. Drink rum in the Caribbean
86. Get drunk on real absinthe
87. See a burlesque show
88. Learn to fight
89. See the Monaco Grand Prix
90. Go to a monster truck rally
91. Do the 365 photo challenge

I tried to put specific ones involving countries to save space like eating sushi in Japan, I've never eaten sushi so I put the two together.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

snap on 84
I was supposed to go this summer, but didn't have the money
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Apparently it's dreadful
but I still want to!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

same
I reckon it'd be fun, but you'd have to take a lot of booze along
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

82. is surely very very easy
84 my mates have done, they were bored rigid.
87... I've kinda done, it was more a couple of burlesque performances at a tattoo convention.
88 is vague, but I've done a bit of martial arts so that's that one checked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I want to learn self defence specifically because I walk all over the place
so it would be sensible to know how to defend myself.

I meant to buy a lottery ticket when I turned 16, but truth be told, I don't know how to do it. I know that sounds silly, but I hate not knowing what I'm doing, so I didn't want to hold up a queue of people by asking the cashier. I put it on the list because otherwise I'll just never get round to it. Not everything on my list is "travel to the other side of the world" kind of stuff, I wanted to put manageable things on there too.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Sensible
I might spend this afternoon working on a list.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'll stick my full list at the bottom of this thread
It's well over its 100 replies limit so hopefully it won't get in people's way. They're just fighting about drugs down there anyway.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

"please may I have a lucky dip for wednesday/euro millions/saturdays lottery draw please"

you'll be good as gold love.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I want the numbers thing
that's the important bit, it's the 6 numbers one I want to do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

The Ministry of Burlesque
are doing a show at the Lowry in October, I believe.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm there.
Cheers!

I'll have this done by Christmas with you lot helping
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

81 is really nice
I was about 16 so 12 years ago. I was thinking it would be wanky but it wasn't. It is honestly the last time I can remember christmas feeling christmasy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Sailing isn't too hard
If you live anywhere near water anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

My dad's a sailor
but I want to get proper qualifications so I can rent a yacht for a week in the med. I live near some quays so I'll be going there when I get back from Tenerife, it's only £80 for the first level.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Your mum

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

*tick*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You're never going to tick me off your bucket list.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

But you're number 7, 13, 49, 56, 82 and 91!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

82. Buy a lottery ticket
91. Do the 365 photo challenge...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

yeah coz otherwise that statement would be completely true.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

there's a party in the usa

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

What if it lands in the USA?
they'll know I was lying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

it's always a party in the usa, crazypants

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Everywhere you go there are people nodding their heads like yeah and shaking their hips like yeah

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Two things I want to do, that's it
To get a certain job, and to hug an orangutan.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

if the job is Clint Eastwood impersonator
your chances of achieving goal two would be greatly increased.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I've got ginger pubic hair
you can hug my cock if you like?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I don't hug people who have no souls.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

it's a penis
not a peoplenis
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

bucket list wise
I just want to spend 6/12 months in Japan. Have always been fascinated by the place and really want to try and immerse myself in it at least once.

And own a bear.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

go to Hamleys
and buy one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I mean a real bear like in Gentle Ben
that kid had the best life ever!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I read that as 6 1/2 months in Japan.
"What an unusually specific desire," I thought.

I'm now noticing that the word "unusual" has a lot of "u"s in it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Smash a glass or a plate or something like that, against a wall, in anger, and storm out a room.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I once threw a glass at a boy's head
but I missed and it hit the wall. He left and I had to clean it up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Was it as hot as it sounds?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

no
he'd been sleeping with other women in my bed. I was screaming at him at the time and he was all "I'm leaving!" and I was all "You don't get to decide, I'm throwing you out!" and then I threw the glass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

DEAR WOMENKIND !
Stop going with pricks,

Lots of Love

The not-prick part of mankind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I was only 19
I'm with a non-prick now and he's all the more non-prickish by comparison. You have to wade through a lot of shit to find the gold. Or something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Or the gold has to learn to just ask the fucking girl out
GONZ.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

yeah GONZ

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Oh man, I totally forgot.
I'm off out now, but tomorow, DEFFO.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

where do you meet a nice boy?
I certainly don't know.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

A mutual friend brought Wiggy to my halloween party
when Wiggy told him later that he fancied me, the 'friend' advised him against it. Tosser.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

what a twat

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

yup
I hate him. I'm phasing him out of my life. So far so good, it's been a month since I've seen his smug little iWanker face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Not in bars or pubs or clubs, well there are a few, but not many.
I donno, get a mate to hook you up !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

HA! Where were you when we had the "I have no mates" discussion

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

This is some advice I'm gonna give, that I really really _really_ could do with taking up myself.
Get yourself down to some sort of recreation/education centre and do something there you're interested in, photography, cooking, whatever. You'll find like-minded people, and maybe someone cute with a massive schlong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

My ex threw a glass of vodka and coke at me
Unfortunately it didnt miss, hence the scars on my elbow (and ex-ness)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

"I like breasts"
I want to patch things up with a few people, and thank a few people for their help in anything.

I also want to swim in the Serpentine. I will do this soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

winner

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It's ok Lampito
I forgive you for saying my labret is ugly
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It's just not my personal preference :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'm still fuming

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

not sure who she thinks she is anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

YOU TWO WEREN'T EVEN ON THE LIST

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Is that meant to make them feel better?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Oh dear.
Now there are even more people to apologise to.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

*waits, tapping foot*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I love you, Kitty, and your lip piercing is beautiful.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Yay!
*doing the happy dance*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

What about me?
You insulted my lip piercing too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I appreciate your efforts towards croissant devouring.
You may retain your lip piercing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Oh, now I have permission to keep my piercing?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yes.
Why am I the only one who's getting told off for their opinion on piercings, you fuckers?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Ahem.
Lab's labret is terrible, it's true. Mostly because it's on Lab's face. But unless you admit that mine is the finest piercing on the planet, it will be cause for BLOOD FEUD.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

YOU WOULDN'T LET ME TOUCH IT
with my tongue
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

What's that got to do with its aesthetic charms?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I was going to say I can't say it's the finest if I've not examined it,
but I'm not really examined Kitty's, and I've not even met Lab.

Ladies and gentlemen, the jury is out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

BLOOD FEUD.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Your piercing is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Much better.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

As Shakespeare once said
"Get to fuck, you goblinoid shitehawk."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm just filling in for TGB.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'd like to travel the world.
But I don't have the money, probably never will.
Unless I just pack some snacks and a tent.
What are the chances I'll survive? Slim to none.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

See the Northern Lights on a bellyfull of magic mushrooms
Or throw a hand grenade at a tethered dog, whilst pissed on strong cider.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Actually, your first one is one I'd like to do.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Christ, what is it with people talking about drugs on here like it's a cool thing to do?
It fucks up people's lives, the vast majority of people who do drugs reguarly are fuck ups at that point in their lives in some way or another.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Bore off no they don't.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Yeah', all those winners in rehab and loony bins are well lucky.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

How many people do you know in rehab?
I reckon about 95% of people I know have dabbled in drugs at some point or other, can't say I know any of them have gone into rehab, or have had their lives affected in any way whatsoever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I've known quite a few, none of them I'd say their was going well at the time.
Ovbously the extreams like smack and crack are bad news, you can kiss you life good bye at that point, I presume we're on agreement on that one.

Let's take weed as an example, because that's a 'safe drug' and all that, are you telling me you don't know anyone who has fucked up big style in, say, uni or job, on the stuff? I belive in the majority of cases of young people with dementia and related mental illnesses, it's down to drugs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Not the majority, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Yeah', the majority, I'd say. Or if not, a vast percentage.
Ask anyone who's been to a loony bin; weather working, as a patient, or as a medical proffesional.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It depends
Wiggy can smoke a few joints and still function normally, whereas a loser friend of ours has one joint and then doesn't move for the rest of the evening and he's the one losing his friends. It's not just drugs related though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Is the loser friend 'lazy' / 'paranoid' / 'lathargic'... all of that? and he smokes reguarly?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Nope, sorry, don't know anyone. And I'm not just saying that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

That's oppersite to what I've experianced.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Very good. The internet is a serious place, and i'm glad you are treating it as such.
I like to take shrooms at least once a year. The invaluable personal insights and general 'great fucking fun of it all' is something I have NO desire to withdraw from my curriculum.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'd say the internet is a serious place, people have made billions on it, people who had no way of doing it any other way. Reputations have been made and broken on it. It's generated more help for charity than any other media format.
But anyway, if you wanna risk a 'Bad Trip' scaring you for life, poisoning, and potential death....you go right ahead, I'm sure sitting around watching Jermy Kyle or in a field while your mate plays the guitar, or whatever, has lead you to amazing insights into the human mind that will change everything in a possative way for the rest of your life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Fucking ell, seriously?
Who has had a bad trip that has had resulted in them being scarred for life? The worst I've had was that I talked to a ghost called Ed and even then I had a class time. Sure people can take it to excess which is daft, but then what's the difference between that and drinking alcohol to excess?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Actually I know a couple.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Apparently it can effect your short term decision making, but
"LSD is physiologically well tolerated and there is no evidence for long-lasting effects on the brain or other parts of the human organism."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I am an enormous advocate of hallucinogen use
(as you might imagine) but I can name three people whose LSD use has either exacerbated a pre-existing condition (that no-one knew about) or has genuinely driven them mad, so that they have been zombies unable to function in ‘normal’ society since the late 80s.

The lightweights
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yeep.
Of course, that was from wiki.

I only know a few people who've had encounters with LSD, and I can honestly say that mephedrone has done more damage to them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I've had several hundred doses of LSD
and can honestly say I feel it’s been beneficial to me. I think it’s made me more thoughtful and less selfish, and just in terms of sheer entertainment makes shit like skydiving or whatever ‘extreme’ activity you can name laughably tame. No matter what you’ve done in your life, having a large hit of DMT will far and away be the most intense thing you’ve ever experienced: it’s akin to a religious vision. Fucking NUTS.

Cocaine however, is fucking evil, and to a certain extent HAS ruined my life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You gonna quit the marching powder then?
Save you plenty of money i would imagine.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I honestly don't know that I am able to :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Go for the Ayahuasca detox program, or is that just for smack?
Fuck, i was was watching a program called Taboo last night, looked like a teacher training program, and they were talking about Ayahuasca and how the Mexicans who take it treat it as a Holy Sacrament as opposed to a drug and they had a WATER COOLER full of the brew. Then they showed a woman giving some to a babe-in-arms, seriously, no more than a year old and they are dosing it up with DMT. It made my tired eyes bug out my head.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I have considered this.
It works for all sorts of bad habits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

now I'm not really
the right person to comment. But I can't reckon LSD could be anything special. In fact I reckon it'd be terrifying. At least with parachute jumping you've actually done something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

You've honestly no idea.
DMT rather than LSD is too intense to be terrifying. It's like being shot into outer space. Don't forget that for a time LSD was viewed by some serious and sensible people to be a key to understanding the workings of the mind; it's not merely recreational fun like, say ecstacy...although it can be fucking hilarious....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Yeh', drinking alchole to excess on a regular basses isn't a clever idea eaither.
Loads of people have had bad trips and be scared for life, or because of the drugs, done something like beat up a family member or stranger.

If you had a kid, or a little sister just turning 16, would you be happy if she told you she was taking 'shrooms/MDMA/whatever ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I wouldn't be over the moon.
But as someone with first hand knowledge and experience of it I'd know she's not going to die or do anything daft. I'd rather she took a couple pills than get utterly trolleyed on booze.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

If it's so safe, how comes you can't buy it at Tescos ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

because the public are so stupid that they won't let the government listen to the advice of experts.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Are there many experts out there who say MDMA/'shrooms/coke/smack/crack are safe?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

There was an expert who said that MDMA was less dangerous than horseriding, both to the person doing it and others around him.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7876425.stm
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

and he got fired for it because it wasn't towing the government line.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

"Downgrade to Class B".
If it's safe, why don't they downgrade it to 'c' ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

It's not safe.
But then again neither is alcohol, tobacco, horse riding, race car driving, car driving, or any kind of thing.

But Class C is still illegal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Yeah', class C is still Illigal, but Class B is worst.
If it's only a little bit 'potentially' bad for you, why not bung it in C?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

The first two, yes - all experts agree these are way less harmful than drink and fags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Not going to do anything daft?
I'm 29, I've been drinking regularly since I was about 15 and yet last saturday I got absolutely shit faced in a town I didn't know and ate a packet of mini snack eggs. Would you trust a sixteen year old high on pills not to eat a packet of mini snack eggs if they were sitting in front of them? Tosser
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

If they were anything like me on drugs
They wouldn't be able to eat (mini eggs or otherwise) if they were offered a million quid to do so.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Your drugs must be shit
Why would you take something that makes you unable to eat? Eating has got to be one of the best things along with shitting and having sex.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Mine aren't, believe me,
and apart from opium and pot, they all make eating an alien concept for the duration.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

If the drugs aren't a bad thing, which is what I think you're saying, is there a reason you hide it from your kid?
I suppose that doesn't make a lot of sense, it's like fucking, you wouldn't fuck someone in front of your kid eaither.... but you see the point there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

They're illegal for one.
And I believe if you can live a happy life without drugs then you should. I certainly wouldn’t sing their praises to her – however if in later life I discover she’s taking them I shall be glad to be able to give her the real truth, rather than the frankly ludicrous and utterly untrue government/media hype.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Personally, I'd rather take medical advice, goverment lie or not.
I like to think, for the most part, the medical proffesionals have my best interests at heart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Me too.
Medical advice and the government/legal position are at complete odds with each other.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I agree.
And I know that, for example, weed was banished in the 'states (and therefore, the 'western world'), because the product of weed, such as Hemp, was at odds with the cotton industry. And as someone who suffers with pain reguarly, I've had mates say things like "Try some weed", and I have done and didn't like it (personally), but I could see what others liked in it; it just wasn't for me. But whenever I speak to any of the verious medical pro's I speak too, they all ask "Do you do drugs? including weed", and all of them say something like "Phew, stay away, bad shit".

Out of all my mates who went uni, and did weed reguarly, which was without counting about 7, all of them were at least pushed back a year, and 1/2 of them dropped out. It's more than safe to say, this was down the weed. Sure, you get high-profile people who smoke it and do well, I'm sure there is a smackhead out there managing his own property portfolios or something like that, too. But I know more people, by a long shot, who have fucked up because of it; than done well on it.... that's personal experiance.

With my dealings with the mental health industry, weather personal to me, or my friends/family, they're all saying that with the uprise in popularity of weed, the figures going through the doors are increasing expodentially.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You UTTER SAVAGE. Mini snack eggs are REPULSIVE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I NO RITE!
What WAS I thinking. I blame the jaegermeister. And the stupid cunt of a DJ. I also ate a number of mini flapjacks and caramel shortbread.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Right, picture this, there you are in town, you're recked, there is a corner shop.
You walk in, and think it's a good idea to stab the shop keeper and rape his corpse and steal his mini eggs. This isn't normal for you, normally you're an upstanding citizen. Under normal circamstances, you would think "I know, I'm not going to rape and murder this shop keeper, I'm going to purchase these mini eggs with my fiscal rewards". So there you are, willy in the stab-hole you made in the shop keeper's chest, and you get arrested. How many prisoners end up with mini snack eggs? Exactly, I've never been to prison, but I doubt you get many.

.... or something like that, I started typing not knowing where I'd end up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

*actual office lulz*
Your sage advice is very humbling, but just to put your deranged mind at rest, I have been risking my mental health for over 20 years on such reckless pursuits. I have never seen an episode of Jeremy Kyle and if a friend of mine offered to take a guitar along, it would end up on the fire, with him still playing it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

You hero, you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Thanks very much!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

A week or so ago
a sky lantern landed in my garden while I was out watching the meteor shower. I didn't think to check it for inspirational messages or insults.

I'd like to see the northern lights at least once, which shouldn't be that difficult to arrange (aiming for achievable goals here), I'll probably go up next year.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

My bucket list:
1. Pail
2. Bucket
3. er... container with a handle on it
3. Bucket again.
4.?
5. Profit
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I HAS A BUKKIT

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

you stole mah bukkit!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I'd like
to take my daughter on holiday without her mum there.

I'd also like to see Angkor Wat, the Central American ancient sites and do a dawn balloon ride over the Valley of the Kings - ideally I could combine these things with the above.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Angkor Wat is on my list
My folks have been there and loved it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

^ this
God damn, I want to go travelling :(
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I went to Angkor Wat, it was awesome
although you had to keep telling little cambodian kids to bugger off as you don't need a "tour guide" i.e. someone who talks at you for five minutes then demands money.

But, I saw someone's photos on facebook recently and they had just been and they had put up a little fence and a walkway in front of one of my favourite bits. A FUCKING FENCE AND A WALKWAY MONTY! What the fuck is that all about eh?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I am DISGUSTED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I've got the Incan sites on my list, I really want to see the ruins.
And balloon ride is on my list too, lets go.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

That's one exclusive B3ta bash, that is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

it's called a date.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

What is this you earth people call...a date....?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

It's a fruit
bit like a dried plum.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Ah. Gotcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

here's the full list.
1. Learn to swing dance
2. Drive a ferrari
3. Go scuba diving
4. Learn to sail
5. Learn a foreign language
6. Learn to play a musical instrument
7. Go travelling
8. Go to the Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
9. See Venice before it sinks
10. Sky dive
11. Go skinny dipping
12. Have sex outside
13. Learn to rollerblade
14. Buy a one way plane ticket
15. Send a message in a bottle
16. Plant a tree
17. Eat sushi in Japan
18. Go to an bar made completely of ice in Iceland
19. Write a novel
20. Stand under a waterfall
21. Go to Niagra Falls
22. Visit the Grand Canyon
23. Spend New Year in an exotic location
24. Drive across America
25. Sleep under the stars
26. Put something ridiculous in my will
27. Drive the Autobahn
28. Build my own house
29. Emigrate
30. Go in a hot air balloon
31. Give to a charity anonymously
32. Gamble in Vegas
33. Eat something really unusual
34. Snowboard a double black diamond
35. Run a marathon
36. Go to the races at Royal Ascot and try and blag into the VIP area
37. Bet on a dog race.
38. Run with the bulls in Pamploma
39. Sunbathe at a nudist beach
40. Go on a jet ski
41. Make a romantic candlelit dinner
42. Fly a plane
43. Try magic
44. Read the bible
45. Perform a handbrake turn successfully.
46. Dance in the rain
47. Learn to do a backflip
48. Take a photograph and have it made into a canvas
49. Own my own island
50. Go to Buckinham Palace
51. Buy something from Harrods
52. Own a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes
53. Meet a celebrity
54. Go and view a £1m house and pretend to be able to afford it.
55. Plan a really awesome funeral
56. Surf in Hawaii
57. Save a life
58. Get a degree
59. See the Northern Lights
60. Ride in a helicopter
61. Fire a real gun
62. See some extreme weather in person.
63. Visit every ancient wonder of the world
64. Swim in a bioluminscent lagoon
65. Go to a drive in movie theatre
66. Give blood
67. Write a nice letter to someone for no reason
68. Climb a tree
69. Learn the lyrics to Yakko’s Nations of the World song
70. Hitchhike
71. Watch a sunset and a sunrise
72. Attend Mardi Gras
73. Go to a monster truck rally
74. Go and see a play on Broadway
75. Go to a protest
76. Build a treehouse
77. Go swimming in a public fountain with my clothes on
78. Kiss in the rain
79. Write an inspirational note and hide it in a library book.
80. Tie a note to a balloon and let it go
81. Ice skate at Central Park at Christmas
82. Buy a lottery ticket
83. See a shooting star
84. Do the Trans-Siberian Express journey
85. Drink rum in the Caribbean
86. Get drunk on real absinthe
87. See a burlesque show
88. Learn to fight
89. See the Monaco Grand Prix
90. See a film at an outdoor cinema
91. Do the 365 photo challenge
92. Learn sign language
93. See a geyser blow
94. Drink from a coconut straight from the tree
95. Sleep in a hammock on the beach
96. Go to the Full Moon Party in Koh Pan Jang
97. Pay it forward
98. Fold 1,000 origami cranes and give them away
99. Fly first class.
100. Become a millionaire
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

34 ftw

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I've skied (skiid? skiied? wtf?)
but never snowboarded. It looks way more fun.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

god knows on spelling
It is a little slower but I find it to be more fun and more comfortable. I have done 14 weeks skiing and about 20 weeks snowboarding now. Plus you can spend a morning on a snowboard and become semi competent but it takes a few days with skis. If you have ever skate boarded, surfed you should pick it up almost instantly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

ha, me skateboarding?
I've kneeled on Wiggy's and used my hands to wheel myself around the living room, that's the extent of my prowess. He tried to show me how to skateboard in the carpark. I fell off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

luckily for you snow is softer than concrete.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I've only written 12 so far
And number4 is snowboarding.
Edit: And I've done 22 of yours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I've done about 4 I think
And 1/125th of the crane thing.

EDIT: Also, which ones?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Some were a bit flimsy
Learn another language = I can speak vaguely conversational French.
Gamble in Vegas = play the slots in the airport and win $20.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

you're only cheating yourself
I want to learn a language fluently and use it. I can't decide which one though. Mebbe Spanish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Well it's not on my list, so nyeh
I have far too much apathy to learn a new language.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

101. tl:dr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

shut up Chompy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You may have trouble with 18 and 63
but otherwise, it's a good list. I've managed 18 of them :)

EDIT - and in case you didn't see my reply up there, the Ministry of Burlesque are doing a show at the Lowry in October, I believe.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

My friend and I were comparing lists and she pointed out that they're not there anymore
I've seen the pyramids though :D

Is there not an ice bar in Iceland anymore?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Possibly, didn't see one in Reykjavik when I went though
but there are several in Sweden, Norway and Finland. (I think)
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

ahh ok cool (hah)
I really want to do that one so I was concerned for a minute. It's only because I saw it on XXX. How embarrassing, my life goals are influenced by Vin Diesel.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

He plays Dungeons and Dragons, y'know.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

he's a level 12 loser

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I did one when I was 19, it included things like have sex with a cowboy and live at the beach for a year
I have no idea where the list is, which is a good thing, I shake my head at my naieve 19 year old self.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Live at the beach for a year, that's awesome!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

the beach is VERY cold in the winter
but the clubs are still hopping
I suppose it'd be different if I actually had a career but I don't
so
no beach for me
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Become a cockle picker
and live on Morecambe peer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Morecambe
no longer has a pier Kitty - just a stone jetty - all my childhhod memories destroyed .......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I just realised I wrote PEER
belm.

Is Frontier land still there?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

no
just a bit of the old Polo tower and that godawful Frontier bar. I understand the log flume has finally gone......I am hoping to get up and visist my Gran in the next couple of weeks so will let you know!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

sorry, I don't speak spanish

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Can you put things on your bucket list
that are out of your control? Like be there to watch Arsenal life the premier league?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

It's up to you
I personally think it's a waste of an entry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I think you are right
I'm up to 8 and it's already become a list of cool unlikely things to happen. EG #6 - befriend a wild animal
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Wiggy has "shake hands with a monkey"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

That's AWESOME
*steals*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

ace
I'm trawling yours now looking for inspiration. I'm stuck on 22.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I googled lots of other people's list to populate mine.
My friend said that was cheating, but otherwise I would have put really lukewarm things on it because I didn't think of something at the time.

I encourage you all to make lists and then post them as a blog. I was considering making a website devoted to people's lists, but I don't really know how to go about it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

there's a website that does this
and I've forgotten the bloody name!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I couldn't see one when I googled it last time
there was one where people suggest things for one guy to do, but that was it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It's on my favourite's page on my laptop at home
so I will gaz you later. Up to 33 now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

43 things!
It's called 43 things.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

ahh I see
it's a bit confusing. I was thinking more of having people create an account and create their list in a blog format, writing posts about the ones they've completed, with pictures, etc., as well as having sections for help with completing goals, like if people listed the Transiberia Expressway one, have links to travel companies that can arrange it, that sort of thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

you should do that then, that can be 101 on your list.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Well, why don't you replace no 90 (as it's nearly the same as no 65)
with "learn how to create a website devoted to other people's lists"?
(Cave Duck, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)

maybe it'll become a huge hit and then I'll have it covered under number 100

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Then you could rebuild Morecombe pier.
It's all coming together nicely.
(Cave Duck, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Good on you for laughing at yourself Cave Duck.
*I like this*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I want to headbutt Hulk Hogan
Not sure why...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

He probably wouldn't feel it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I don't have a list of things to do before I die,
I have a list of thirty things to do before I'm thirty.

Put on the balloon "I can see you"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

you can do this as you are young

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm working torwards several at the moment.
Almost all of them are fairly easily achievable.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

except number six.
"Fire a flaming sheep out of a catapult"
That might be hard.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Worms Armageddon
done.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Ahh, nice.
Cheers!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I rather liked
the mad old lady as a weapon.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

haha I was going to write "I'm watching you"
Great minds
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

High five!
Booyah!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

maybe I need a list too
I've missed out on this whole conversation and now I'm sad.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you missed a whole big drug debate
and lots of listing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

yeah, saw that
my opinion on the matter was covered by various people though so it's ok.

To sum up: it's never done me any harm (if you don't count falling on my face when on shrooms), I know a few people in whom it has brought on some mentalness, but on the whole the enjoyment and mind-expansion (especially of hallucinogens) has far outweighed the negative impacts for most people I know who have used them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Shame
It's a good'un, even if I'm not bothered by the druggy bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Me too :(
I had a driving lesson. What were you doing?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

was in a team meeting
I've been busy working today anyway, so would have either missed it or been dangerously distracted anyway.

How was the lesson?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That's a fair reason.
It was good! I learned how to do a left turn. It's my second one, so it wasn't as terrifying as last week. I seem to have bit of a problem stopping though.

And steering.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

it gets easier
once you stop being freaked out by how different it is to anything you've done before.

Driving is great.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Thats what everyone's told me :)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I am scared by cars and driving
and I fear as a dad I need to know now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

It was shit and dull and I hated it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

but you hate everything

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

no that's Monty
Chompy just holds lots of things in contempt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

miseryguts

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Kitty
Look
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dc162491-d04b-4370-81fa-f1e32b5cba48.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

hahah
lovez it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I can't fucking stand my mates when they're on drugs
Fortunately as I'm getting older either my mates are stopping or I'm meeting more poeple who don't do them.
The whole conversation and "Let's get our drugs for the weekend" and all that bollocks is boring. Then they are dicks when they're on them.
I am a dick when I'm rotten drunk, so you could say the same about booze, but when I'm tipsy I'm ok, and I don't have to meet up with dirty criminals or indirectly line criminals pockets when I buy my booze.
"I want consciousness expansion, I go to my local tabernacle and' I SING!"
that's just how I feel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I feel with my hands

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

with my hands women up on crowded buses
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

How dare you?!
I don't get the bus!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

restraining order in place already?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

yeah you do
Shitty arse
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Such libel will not be tolerated, young lady!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

depends on the drugs
I generally find that people on too many pills or speed or ketamine are dull and frankly digusting.

whereas stoners are much the same as drunk people but quieter (that's a plus). People on hallucinogens are hilarious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I can honestly say that nobody has made me want to try drugs.
Apart from you. You've made me curious, but I'm still hesitant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

If you do make sure it's with people who have done it before
I tried E once after meeting a work friend in a club took it and went back to mates who had no idea how to deal with the new spastic me. That has probably put you off now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

My mate nearly dying due to E has put me off that.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

How old are you?
You've got this far without druuugz. Fuck 'em.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Y'see, that's my thought
I'm not saying I want to, more saying that Vipros has tempted me more than anyone else has to try weed. Seeing as I have never been tempted even one bit before, I thought it worth mentioning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

that is interesting
I can't be fucked with pills or any of that business any more.

I've had some incredible times on mushrooms, truly mind altering, but my last one was shit, so have canned that too.

I just like what weed does to the way my brain works. It doesn't affect everyone the same way though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

There's no way on earth I will ever take pills or MDMA again.
I will happily do mushrooms, LSD, DMT, 2CI, 2CB, cocaine, cannabis and alcohol in the right circumstances but that's yer lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

see, my mates love MDMA
have you tried mescaline?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Yup, loved it.
I forgot about that one. And PCP - I do want to try that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

not heard one good thing about PCP
doesn't mean it's not awesome.

Mescaline appeals because of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and because Monster Magnet sing about it :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 21:51, Reply)

2CI didn't do jack for me
it was just annoying because I couldn't sleep.

I like MDMA, but you can't seem to get it anymore.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

can down here :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I have a pal with a 5-ounce crystal of it.
The smell alone makes me want to die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

yeah that would do it. I didn't like it either
I pretty much found my comfort zone with weed and haven't strayed. Although I would argue it's dangerous but in a different way it just makes you ok with being bored and that means you are ok doing nothing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I've got a long track record of helping people try them
I'm good at it

my favourite "try this" experience was the first time I took a pill. My mate had one (also his first time) and I abstained. Some time later I asked him what it was like and he said "the only way I can explain it is, it's like this" *silence + wavy hand motions outwards from his head*

That made my mind up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I have been repeatedly informed
that you cannot really tell when I am on them most times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

that's just your age nothing to do with
MASSIVE DRUGS
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I don't understand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)