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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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apparently in the fourth book
The vampire fucks the girl so hard she needs a new fanny. For srs.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yeah
Totally bonestorms the HELL out of that gynee. Leaves it looking like a cross section of the Large Hydron Collider, but covered in offal.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
He also bites a pillow
Seriously. He has sex with her and it makes him bite a pillow.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
HA
It's almost like Stephanie Meyer is a lurker.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
shit, my cover's been blown!
*Glitters*
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)
How did I miss that?!
All those time's we've met, I'm so ashamed of myself.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

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