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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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and I am always against that. Do what we say or we'll bash you!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Really? Don't you think that prohibiting the use of drugs is enforcing the prohibition?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)
How did you get on with that ginger Doris from B&Q?
Will she let you 'do it' 'cos she works in B&Q (it)?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Did change my grinder though to the party sized one. Am gonna go back as I'm a little smitten. I was almost tempted to ask sweaty man but might be bad if it's his missus or daughter or sister or something.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Why not go all Pat Mustard on her and see if she'll let you put your massive tool in her box?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)
and make very unsubtle and obvious penis jokes before casually getting my cock out
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
She'll be concious of the world and health and safety.
Buy the biggest firework they've got, but rather than asking for a bag will you get to the till, whip out a giant Rover biscuit tip - put the firework in there, give her a wink and walk out with a swagger.
She'll be putty in your hands. Absolutely no way you can fail. Trust me. *I'm a natural with the ladies.*
JTDF
*Internet lies.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Catherine Wheels, yes. Sparklers, yes. But a grinder for grinding things?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)
You know on Gloucester road near the Hobgoblin. Other side of the road bout 50 yards up. Little fire work shop.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I'm in a benevolent mood today, and I'm heading into Bristol later on so if you want, I'll go to the shop and say.
'My mate, well, I say mate, this bloke I know, well, I don't actually know him, but this character on the Internet says he fancies the ginger girl what works here. If she's interested, here is a link to a thread where he says he likes her'
I'll buy a box of bangers, just to show I'm the real deal, not some weirdo.
When you next go in there, her fuse will be well lit and all you'll need to do is stand back as she explodes into a sparkly, spinning love rocket.
Warning. Should she fail to go off, don't approach her again.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
opposite the flyer and tell the blonde/redhead in there she is also on my LIST that would be appreciated.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
You do as they say (don't take drugs) or they'll bash you.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
but I assume that with new laws mean new enforcement laws which will only make things shitter in my opinion. I can't imagine it working and hope I never see it in practice.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)
look at the example of the States and alcohol. They had to enforce a lot more laws on everyday people during the dry period than now.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
it was the 1920's it wasn't exactly easy to enforce it which is why the bootleggers ran amok. The whole thing is cycular but everynow and again someone changes the rules and the baddies find new ways to break them. Just no point. Besides the whole species is doomed anyway may as well just give drugs away and let's end it on a high.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)
That's why nobody takes drugs, because you can't find them on the street because the law is so well inforced.
And I don't think we're doomed, sorry. I think we'll do just fine.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)
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