I'm sorry, Pete, but I really don't feel comfortable sharing information about my colon's activities with anyone on here.
I do hope you don't mind, it's just that it's a very personal question.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

well, since most people's alt q is merely metaphorically speaking, shit
i thought i'd add a dash of nutty brown realism to proceedings.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Why would you like to know about the intrigates of my bowel movements anyway?
What's it to you, are you doing some sort of servay? What are your intentions for this data?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

i intend to use it to justify new government initiatives
to enable you to self certify for up to two hours during a working day as 'pooping uncontrollably' or possibly 'troublesome fecal extraction procedure'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

"troublesome fecal extraction procedure"
sounds like you're digging it out with a spoon or something.

Perhaps 'violent faecal expulsion process' would be better.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

spoon?
jcb ,morelike.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I didn't specify the size of the spoon...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I don't like the fact that you're making fun of my legally registared medical condition and ailment that stops me from furfilling a productive life style.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)