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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
A minstrels gallery.
Along with a spiral staircase, and a basement.
Edit: I forgot the big "Fuck off" sign at the front door.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:38,
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16 years ago)
I want a spiral staircase
I've always wanted one, I don't really know why.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:42,
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They're a pain to carry anything large up
*remembers helping a friend to carry a wardrobe up a spiral staircase*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:43,
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There would be a hoist for that sort of thing.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:45,
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oh if there's a hoist I will definitely be having a piano on the first floor just so I can take a photo of it being hoisted up
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:47,
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Just like the PG Tips ad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:07,
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I suspect more like this:

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:13,
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yeah that's what I was thinking of
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:14,
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yeah that's true
I'd use the Wingardium Leviosa removal company.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:47,
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