Waterslide that you can add shower gel to with an industrial dryer at the bottom to save on boring showers
Games room full of pinball machines - no xbox allowed
Squash court
Screening room
Indiana jones cupboard outside to scare the postman
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Squash scares me
It's like tennis for mental people.

What's an Indiana Jones cupboard? That reminds me, I should add 'nuclear-bomb proof fridge'.

Someone put bubble bath in the fountain near the bar I dance in when it was really windy, it was raining foam upwards.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Its more fun than tennis, tennis is for wimps.
Everyone needs an indiana jones cupboard. Its a person size cupboard just outside your home that's riddled with huge spiders, earwigs and other insects that go mental when the door opens. Our postman used to leave packages in it if he couldn't be arsed to ring the doorbell. New posties were heard to stifle a scream when they put their hand in there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

ewww!
Shudder.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It's a cupboard that looks like Indiana Jones, silly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I would love that!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Oh I love pinball machines
I want one, but they cost a fortune on eBay.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

John Entwistle's 'Pinball Wizard' machine went for about 3.5k a few years back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

My friend has one in his kitchen. It only gets switched on at parties because its so loud

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I went for a long weekend in Wales with loads of mates
And we stayed in an ace barn conversion. They had a Hook pinball machine that I played on a lot, even though it was fairly knackered (the right flipper was pissweak, and if you hit the ball into a top hole it'd often get stuck and you'd have to reset the game).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I wanted one when I was a kid
so my dad made me one out of stuff he had lying around, it was brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)