You'd never be able to have your mates round, because for every two men that enter, only one man leaves. It's a vicious, bloodstained awesome spiral.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yeah but you could keep inviting round one mate and one guy you hate
until all that's left is people you like.

Then: deathmatch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You don't get it. TWO men enter! ONE man leaves! If three go in, that breaks the RULES. We need the rules! Won't somebody think of the children? Because they're fighting next...
I'vehadtoomuchcoffee.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

and what if the one you like loses
and you're left with nothing but cunts?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Do that thing like he did in Gladiator
where you give the cunt a right good stabbing before he goes in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

this is all starting to sound a little bit too homoerotic to me

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

'give the cunt a right good stabbing' sounds homoerotic to you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

"Two men enter!"
"One man spluffs!"
"BUMDERDOME!"
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)