There so many b3tan weddings going on at the moment, and I haven't had an invite to a single one !
Fuck the lot of you then, I'm going to have my own wedding, and the only people who are invited is me, Cafe Girl (she doesn't know this yet (I got called into work today (hopefully tomorow !))) and Chompy.

I hope you're happy, you've lost out on the catoring contract now, there was going to be a table of _THREE_ of us, just think of the tips you could have gottten.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:59, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bert's going to be taking the pictures right?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Stop making it worse.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Sorry Ms Clendrix
Really I am.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I'm doing it like Racheal Stevens, not telling a single person until the last minute about dates and locations.
Just make yourself free at any given moment from september to december.... just so Bert can't get a hold of where/when it is.

Well, you don't have to be free then, you ain't invited, I ain't been invited to your wedding, and fair's fair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

if you don't do it tomorrow
I'll drive to wherever the hell you live and ask every girl in every cafe out to spite you!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

There's no point inviting you.
I invited you to something once and you didn't even show up despite the fact that I bought a new tie.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

The cad!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I bet it was made of potato.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

A mix of potato and nylon.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

not sure who he thinks he is anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Cock of the walk, king of the castle, I'm _THE_ dirty fucking rascal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

of the walk, king of the castle, I'm _THE_ dirty fucking rascal hungry cumguzzler
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

ooh

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)