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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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was it as creepy as it sounds

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
oh, it was interesting to say the least
my friend had a mega crush on this guys friend so this guy says to me 'lets go for a walk' and I'm all um okay, we get back to my car and he's all, soooo you wanna give me head? I'm like what? he REPEATS HIMSELF.
I'm all uh no. He's all why not. I'm like wtf. He's like 'I heard you needed gas for your car, I could give you gas money' Again I say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Americans are classy men
Us Brits never ask, we just push down gently on the top of the girl's head until she gets the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)
that is true
I do favour the old "while you are down there my dear" line if they should happen to be tying a shoelace or picking something up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)
That's always a classic.
Occasionally I mix it up by leering down at them and shouting "IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!"*

*I never do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
the thing is, right, is that if he'd kissed me it probably would've happened anyway
since I'm a slag and all
but if you ask, it just seems a bit pathetic, really
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
shudder

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
a friend of mine once made me a fantastic offer when I was declining to take him home during a night out
he said "how about we go back to yours, you can give me a blowjob, then we'll come back to the bar and no one will be any the wiser". I politely declined. I did snog him though because he's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Nice
Shipoopi
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
haha that is so me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

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