naughty naughty!
I've never had sex in public, I'm so vanilla.

EDIT: I just realised I'm lying, I had sex in a pub toilet once and I'm so horrifically shamed by it that I must have repressed it. The guy was a twat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

was aruined my

I've not had full public sex, tried to in a cubicle in the mixed sex changing rooms of a water park. Couldn't get the right angles, heights all wrong.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

He did ruin my twat for a while because he shoved it in before I was ready!!
I hate him. The next morning when I gave him a lift back to his car he punched me on the arm and said "cheers for the lift chick".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Ouch
For the first bit. You should have pushed him back and told him to sort himself out or learn some manners!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Exactly!
What's the world coming to when men are no longer courteous or gentlemanly?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

he was such a massive clunge
I'm still quite bitter about it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

You should probably just forget about him
You have a non-clunge guy now, what's the point in dwelling?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I don't dwell on any of the other clunges
I think it's because he utterly humiliated me at work (he was a work colleague) for the few weeks that I was dallying with him, so my pride was hurt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Poor Kitty's Pride
That's a massive dickmove though, be glad to know that he's currently very unhappy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Don't worry
She can take care of herself
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks for using my setup ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I thought you'd appreciate it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I like that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Sorry
he was I now have
+I can challenge TGB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

haha my vag is self healing
my virginity grew back after that to protect me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Haha, fair enough!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

He's a smooth operator

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Haha
I once had sex on the stairs to my parents home. I'm so embarrased now of what could have happened! They live in a block of flats as well!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I had sex on my boyfriend's parents' kitchen table
because they're quite houseproud.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I tried it on my parents kitchen table
She couldn't get comfy, and the thing was swaying so much it made me nervous
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

It wasn't particularly brilliant sex, it was more to make a point
that they won't ever know about.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Same
Also done it in their bed, and their en suite, they'd really pissed me off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I've only had sex in my parents house once
And that was in my bed at the time. Hmm, I'm rather vanilla it seems.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Very good!
I've never done anything like that at my parents; my father has a peculiar timetable and therefore there's always someone awake at home
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)