because I like you I'm going to cushion the blow here
that was fucking shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your face is fucking shit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

you love it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Is she in The Queue too?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

you'd be surprised at how few aren't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

By knowing about The Queue
Does that mean I'm in it? I'd rather not be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

that's not how it works

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Thank God
For a moment I thought it was like The Game.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

DAMN YOU, MAJORA
Now Ms Foxtrot and I have lost the game

Not that she lurks, but if I lose it, she gets a text informing her that she lost it too. That's how it works. She might kick your ass
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

*cackles*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

this isn't some kind of jokey queue

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I did a quick mental run-through of all the female b3tans I know
To think which ones wouldn't sleep with you (hypothetically). The results were depressing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

depressing for you, or depressing for me?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Depressing for me
I'm certain more would sleep with you than would with me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I can think of 5 female B3tans who have expressed vague liking of my face or hair (one very specific instance)
and quite frankly, I'm counting them. What's depressing is the knowledge that Amberl would rather fuck my girlfriend than me. Depressing, but completely understandable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I'd rather fuck your girlfriend than you.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'd rather fuck a cheese grater than him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Yes, but you're a BOY
and given that in different circumstances I'd really quite like to shag Amberl, it's mildly dispriting to know who she'd aim for if we broke up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I'd rather die than fuck you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I call bullshit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I'm sure it will reassure you that it is never a situation that has arisen in real life

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Nor is it ever likely to
I can't be annoyed by hypotheticals for long :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I dunno there.
I hear muterings from time to time...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Oh my ego allows me to think that there may be one or two who would
It makes me grin and strut.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*provides slap bass soundtrack*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

t m

Tenuous masturbation strikethrough.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

strum?
I like it, good job
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Anal is fucking shit.
Aaaaaaand, I'm back in the room.

Hello y'all.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Haha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Your face is shit too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I saw that double post...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Your face is so shit I didn't know if one post was enough

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I've been nice to you recently
Just wanted you to know that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

It may be that I've just not been paying enough attention to threads,
but I cannot say I've noticed this. By "been nice to you" do you perhaps mean "thought of you while cracking one off"?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

No, my esteemed colleague, it does not
I paid her an occasional compliment and haven't once mentioned the Lady's Lady.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Lady's lady?
Are you calling her minge a lezza?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

He probably is, Wooks
he's a right bastard like that.

Also I am calling you Wooks from now on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

If you insist.
*sigh*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)