I am not as trim/firm as I'd like to be
Therefore am too embarrassed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not firm at all
But I don't mind. The feeling of the sun on my skin is too good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'll go topless on holiday on the beach
Menorca for 7 days, in just under 2 weeks time!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Are you going to the pretty places
or only beach?

Ask for "sobrasada" once there!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

That's a sausage, isn't it?
We're staying in a quiet-ish resort near Cuitadela, because I hate the Anglicised big resorts, and Cuitadela looks to have a bit of history. We'll do some beaching, and some sight-seeing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Not quite
It's like spreadable chorizo, on toast, with melted cheese on top. Ooooh!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

And that looks like a great plan
I wouldn't want to say that any of my friends is a proper guire, all red, socks and sandals, stupid hat and beer on hand 24h.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

No fucking way am I a 'guire'!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Oh, sorry
I misspelled that one, it's guiri.

For what I saw of you, you didn't look like one, but some British change over during the flight, and land as proper twats in Spain.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Never ever ever
When I visit a country I try to speak a bit of the language, try the food, see the sights etc. My idea of Hell would include being stuck in a holiday resort that was all English/Irish pubs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I would agree
I have a healthy dislike of resorts which are favoured by Brits.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I went to Puerto Del Carmen last year, that was fantastic
No wideboys to be found!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I always tell my friends where to go in Spain to avoid the guiris
and then I fear they'll tell their friends, and the friends of the friends, and so on, until that pretty place is no more a no-guiri place.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Don't do it Labs, that's Spanish for buttsex

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Oh man I'm totally getting me some of that!
Que te den por el culo!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Jajajaja!
Very good! Careful when you say it, though!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I found a site that has swear words for all languages.
www.youswear.com
Most of the ones I've browsed seem alright.

Me encanta tu culo ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

If you want to sound more Spanish
forget the "el" and just say "que te den por culo"

I'll look at that website from home.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)