I'm firmly with Labs on this one
Unfortunately all the running and sit-ups in the world aren't going to give me the stomach I really want unless I give up beer and chocolate, and this is clearly not on the cards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:02, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As I said to Labia
You wouldn't consider a girl unsexy just because her muscles aren't perfectly fit. Why are you so hard on yourself?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Pfft
'Hard on'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Hurr hurr
"hard on"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

boys... you're so simple...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Yep!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

^ this
my bloke moans about having a (small) gut and man boobs, yet he's perfectly happy to overlook my flaws. I've told him the only time I'll care is if his tits get bigger than mine.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I'm the other way around,
I bully Wiggy for not being fit and healthy, eventually he joined the gym at work. In return he calls me a fat whore at every available opportunity. It works for us.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

you frequently eat whole apple crumbles and cheesecakes and stuff....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Jealous?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

if by jealous you mean aroused
then yes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

hell yeah
I do work pretty hard to balance it out though.

I might make some kind of cheesecake with a crumble topping.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

that sounds awesome
bring me cheesecrumblecake!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Chocolate is easy
Ale is the difficult one to give up
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I could give up beer instantly
I don't like it that much.

Chocolate is a different matter however.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I like my beer belly
I can rest things on it whilst I think.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)