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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I have a totally irrational fear of being chopped up by a boats propellors.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:49,
3 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
You manitee
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:51,
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There's no "I" in manatee
but there's "u" in cunt.
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TheColonel, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:54,
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Thanks for the correction
I hope all your children have very small dicks, and that includes the girls.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:56,
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They do
Mine.
:)
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TheColonel, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:58,
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Yarf
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:04,
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so no waterskiing for you then?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:53,
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Nah, that doesn't scare me
the boat is going away from you.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:56,
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yeah until something terrible happens!
what if it accidentally reverses over you whilst you're floundering in the water having fallen off?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:59,
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You are Kirsty McColl AICMFP.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:00,
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Or possibly Fred Titmus' toes.
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Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:13,
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