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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
want me to punch her for you?
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:48,
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I'd prefer you to cut her tongue out with a pair of rusty scissors, please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49,
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done and dusted.
I'll make them the safety scissors too, just to make it a bit more unbearable for her.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:50,
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won't stop her texting.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:54,
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I'll lop off her thumbs with a cigar cutter.
problem solved.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:55,
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Good thinking, Poppet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:58,
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