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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd be grumpy with arms that short
If he gets an itchy nose he's fucked.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
His shoes must STINK of piss, too.

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Maybe that's why he's pulling that face

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Lo, for I have lolled.

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)
more than likely he can't have a wank either...
also - that picture made me squeak with glee.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
difficult to have a wank too

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
beat ya!

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)
In your own time, old chap, in your own time...

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Terribly sorry for that.

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I sincerely hope
the reason you posted so late is that, like Mr Grumpy, you were frustrately trying and failing to have a wank because of your fliddy blue arms.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)
How did you guess? I need to have a couple of vertebrae removed so I can suck my own cock instead.

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)
erm
that's the least of his problems, given that he doesn't seem to have a cock in the first place.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Trust Swipey to look for it
One track mind, that lass.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

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