Have you noticed that only ugly people get arrested?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Knox?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Who's there?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Amanda

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Amanda Knox is not ugly I admit, but If here mugshot had been taken by the Bedfordshire police,
She would certainly look it. I guess the italian coppers have proper photographers on call.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

worst punchline ever
:(
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

she's not as hot now she's cut her hair
see also: Emma Watson.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I think emma watson looks quite cute with short hair.
It's not very sexy though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

YOU PAEDO!
with short hair in the first Harry Potter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

fail
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Hit enter too soon

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You're such a liar
I spilled my mess loads over Raoul Moat
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

He didn't get arrested.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

he did, for throwing a rock that hit his kid
I saw it on TV last night

EDIT where do you think they got the police photo from, you spastic?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

he's clearly not a Moat fan like you and me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

ASSAULTING A CHILD.
EDIT: oops, sorry Monsieur Ectomy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

did you watch it too?
I thought it was a bit crap
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I thought it was fucking hilarious, myself.
I was in fits of laughter throughout.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I can't remember what he said, but there was a part that made me chuckle
I just didn't like the psychologists, their profession seems to be about as about as reliable as astrology
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

ahem
nomlog
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

haha!
Thanks!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

fuck off

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

why?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Because psychologists are fairly reliable
but the TV people want them to make claims they can't justify all the bloody time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

the only ones I've ever seen have been on TV
and they're all about as vague as meteorologists, so you're probably right
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Your standards are exceptionally low.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

And it's only rubbish criminals that get arrested.
Therefore, ugly people make the worst criminals.

So your best bet for better (or more effective, depending upon your moral compass) criminals is to go for good-looking criminals with decent A-Level grades.

Which, this year, would appear to be something like 7 A* grades, I think ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)