I haven't got my phone yet!
also:
It's A LEVEL RESULTS DAY
sexyalevels.tumblr.com/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:43, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh my god!
What phone?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

It's a HTC Desire
because I want to be you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

who doesn't

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Yeah whatever

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

And everyone who lives
here
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I am so stealing a HGV and running over your car tonight

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I have that phone
It's fucking win. And my iPhone buddies are secretly jealous of my thrift.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

good! Ask a fucking question this isn't /talk!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Why do you think you own the internet?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

how is that sentence meant to be read? should there be a ? after the initial why?
I don't understand as I never made any claim about owning the internet. I PWN the internet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

It's meant to be read exactly how I wrote it.
You do spend a lot of the time trying to get us to do what you want though. Which makes you look like a dick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

There are plenty of things that make me look like a dick
what you just said is not one of them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Yes it is,
stop being a dick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Shut up Chompy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

DON'T BE MEAN TO CHOMPY
He hasn't got his new phone yet, these are sadtimes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

he can hold his own.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I CAN'T HOLD MY OWN PHONE YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I nearly wrote phone
but thought it was too shit even for b3ta. How wrong I was. If it makes you happy my new Iphone is bust. Piece of shit has to go back for repair tomorrow. It's 5 weeks old.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It does make me a tad happy
that you have proven yourself to be a dick by buying an iphone.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

And you've proven yourself a dick
By hating everyone who buys a particular phone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

That is exactly what
I'd expect another dick with an iphone who queued four hours to get it to say
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

so you're a psychic dick?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah I have a crystal ball app

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

don't blame you it's free

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It was two hours

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

ha
I love how in your head that is totally justifying it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Sadly, even in my head I know it doesn't justify it
But I love my phone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

it was free so in your face!
And you're a dick for being a phone snob. It's a piece of kit you badger dildo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

No it's not
it turns people into iWankers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Wanker fanboys become iWankers
People who vehemently hate Apple products without ever using one are also wankers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I suppose that's fair
I've never used an iPhone, but I'm not arguing that the machinery itself is shit, it's the majority of people who use it become really ignorant. And constantly post pictures to facebook of what they're doing at that moment. One of my friends is particularly bad, he's always posting pictures of whatever food or drink he's ordered in a pub.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I've used an iphone
no wait I couldn't because my hand cut off the signal.
Also whilst I like the ipad it's over priced and is essentially just so people can go "I can afford an ipad. Look instead of buying papers I download them and read them on my ipad ipad ipad"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Agree with you on Ipad point
but the signal thing on the phone didn't happen for me. The home button lost all sensitivity so I have to mash it to get it to work. No worse than other problems I've had with Nokia or Sony Ericcson etc.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

That's lame
I don't do that, I'll only post the occasional funny pic. Plus many Blackberry and HTC users are just as bad, but iPhone wankers are more noticeable.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

because they are screaming
LOOK I AM POSTING THINGS TO PLACES ON MY IPHONE LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Not everyone
I also hate Iwankers most of my friends are them. I had to sit there in the pub on Monday watching the football whilst my two companions sat there playing with their iphones all night. It is uber gay but not everyone does it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Yes, it is uber gay to watch football
But not everyone does it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

man kick ball = entertainment.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

hordes of men crying because their favourite ball-kicking millionaire ponces lost
= Priceless
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

yeah I don't do that either.
People have very unrealistic expectations with football.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
They'd better prepare for the hell that is about to be unleashed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

YOU'RE BLOODY RIGHT
and they said they would email me back within 24 hours and they haven't and they said they'd call me back with an ETA and they didn't.

Vodafone are cunts. that said I'm pretty good at complaining so I'll get lots of extras for free!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You're
grammar fail

Although Vodafone sent me an email saying my phone had been despatched two days after i actually received it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Oh... maybe I'll hassle them at the shop tonight to see if it's come in.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

How long have you been waiting?
Ordered mine on a thursday and got it in just under two weeks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I ordered mine the day before yesterday.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

then no, no it won't be there

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

THEY SAID DELIVERED NEXT DAY!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Well they lied to you.
Vodafone are bastards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

And you believed them?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Yes... they used me the bastards.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Even though they do it to thousands of people every day
They still savour every ass-raping of each customer
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Have you noticed that only ugly people get arrested?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Knox?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Who's there?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Amanda

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Amanda Knox is not ugly I admit, but If here mugshot had been taken by the Bedfordshire police,
She would certainly look it. I guess the italian coppers have proper photographers on call.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

worst punchline ever
:(
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

she's not as hot now she's cut her hair
see also: Emma Watson.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I think emma watson looks quite cute with short hair.
It's not very sexy though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

YOU PAEDO!
with short hair in the first Harry Potter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

fail
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Hit enter too soon

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You're such a liar
I spilled my mess loads over Raoul Moat
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

He didn't get arrested.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

he did, for throwing a rock that hit his kid
I saw it on TV last night

EDIT where do you think they got the police photo from, you spastic?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

he's clearly not a Moat fan like you and me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

ASSAULTING A CHILD.
EDIT: oops, sorry Monsieur Ectomy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

did you watch it too?
I thought it was a bit crap
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I thought it was fucking hilarious, myself.
I was in fits of laughter throughout.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I can't remember what he said, but there was a part that made me chuckle
I just didn't like the psychologists, their profession seems to be about as about as reliable as astrology
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

ahem
nomlog
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

haha!
Thanks!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

fuck off

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

why?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Because psychologists are fairly reliable
but the TV people want them to make claims they can't justify all the bloody time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

the only ones I've ever seen have been on TV
and they're all about as vague as meteorologists, so you're probably right
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Your standards are exceptionally low.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

And it's only rubbish criminals that get arrested.
Therefore, ugly people make the worst criminals.

So your best bet for better (or more effective, depending upon your moral compass) criminals is to go for good-looking criminals with decent A-Level grades.

Which, this year, would appear to be something like 7 A* grades, I think ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

today noone should have lunch
I declare EXTENDED ELEVENSIES DAY!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

MY NEW COMPUTER HASN'T BEEN DELIVERED YET EITHER.
Shitwitches.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

What'd you buy?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

WHAT COMPUTER ARE YOU GETTING I LIKE COMPUTERS

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I AM A BIT LIMITED IN BUDGET
so I've ordered one of these, was the best spec I could find for the price. And next month I'm going to get a nice shiny HDTV to use for a monitor.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

in budget
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Nice!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

It's cheaper now that when I ordered it, dagnabbit.
But only by a tenner, so it could be worse.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Can I play with it when I next see you?
Can we play games? Can we play Mario Kart?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Yes, yes, probably not unless I can be bothered to find emulators and stuff.
If you require Mario Kart, just bring your wii down.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

maybe I will!
yeeeeeeeaaaaah

The Grand Prix is on that weekend as well I am going to endevour to be better than yakamoto
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

That's very very nice,
I'm jealous.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Cheers!
I was expecting a flurry of "you fucking mong, for that money you could have got one of THESE!" posts.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I haven't kept up to date with tech prices
Just hoping my current pc holds out another year or two.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Me either, really.
I bought my last machine when you could tell how good your processor was from the numbers in the name. I had to spend ages looking stuff up on benchmark sites to find out what's what these days.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

ZX81

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)