she's not a crazy wedding bitch
so most things are being decided between the two of us.

we've got a couple of options.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was thinking that she was more likely to be romantically inclined than you
Although given how many things we have in common you're just as liable to be a soppy bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

my choice is I can hear music by the Beach Boys
Hers is Love Walked In by Thunder
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Oooh, both great choices
for very different reasons. I can tell you that choreographing a semi-decent Rumba to Love Walked In will be a pain in the arse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

our first dance is liable to be a typical "we can't dance" dance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Haven't you thought of a Vals?
(spelling?)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I have no idea what that is
or if you have spelt it wrong, what you might mean
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Waltz?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

your choice is ace Vipros
I'm not sure what your missus' one is so will youtube.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

it's a big hair power ballad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Am listening to it now
still think your choice is better.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

the thunder one would be comedy though
also, it's pretty short, which can only be a good thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Could you not have them both
play one first then go straight into the other. You know make it a feature, film it, put it on youtube and if you're very lucky Alex Zane might show it on his shit telly show.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I was thinking some kind of mashup might work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

If I had any musical talent bar hitting things in time
I would try and do this.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Your options for 1st dance:
Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt by Cannibal Corpse
Digital Hardcore by Atari Teenage Riot
If you tolerate this by Manic Street Preachers
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Ah, I see a problem here
If you tolerate this, even in the opinion of a longstanding Manics fan such as myself, is a shit song

But the other two will be very difficult to dance to, and are highly unromantic

I don't think you've thought this through Labs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I thought it through just fine

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

You've also put Digital Hardcore in my head
Great song. Haven't heard it in ages
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I reckon it should be
'You've Lost that Loving Feeling'*

*Thanks Top Gun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

^this but not very appropriate lyric wise.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

the lyrics could be rewritten

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

go on then

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Replace all instances of 'lost' with 'got'.

Job done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

and
never with always. Monty we could feasibly do this and make kajillions!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

haha
I just did this, and it worked pretty well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

It's one of those stupid ideas that just might...............
fall flat on its face.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)