diets always suggest giving up coffee
and I'd rather be fat than do that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Coffee freaks me out how can something
that smells so good taste so foul.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I think that about herbal teas
coffee is brilliant. Although I toyed with the idea of switching to decaf and Wiggy said "you know people don't drink coffee for the taste right?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I only have a couple a day
But if I have a work day without coffee, I get splitting headaches. Oddly doesn't effect me on weekends though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I hate coffee
I'm with Bobby: smells good, tastes awful.

When I need a coffee I follow carefully this recipe to avoid dissapointments:

Pick a big mug. Put 1 finger (horizontally) of coffee, add milk, heat, add 6 full tea-spoons of sugar. It's just about drinkable.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Or bung a shot of espresso
in to a mug of good quality hot chocolate. It's drinkable that way, too.
(berk, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I don't like chocolate either
unless it has milk, biscuits and peanuts.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I still have a child's palette (not sure of spelling) I don't like coffee, whisky or beetroot or ale.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You don't like ale?
Really? Bah, and I thought you were a nice guy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Cider me up landlord.
I used to love Ale when I first started drinking then I discovered cider and never went back.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Yes
they suggest stop drinking beer. I can't stop drinking beer. Beer is gooooood
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

simple
just replace with a pint of delicious low calorie vodka
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Mmmm
delicious
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

then get used to not being as thin as you'd like
simple as that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

but then what would I have
to complain of?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I reckon
if I stop eating and do lots of exercise, I could still have beer and get thin.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

and die of malnutrition

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Yes
But slimmer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

corpses are all slim after a while

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'm not willing to wait
though I have lost a stone recently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I can recommend a course of flesh-eating bacteria

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I have considered the merits more than once
but I don't think I'd want to take the risk of dying. Also harder to source than you might think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)