interestingly
I have never kissed a girl who smokes without having first smoked myself so always thought that was an exaggeration.

I was ill a couple of weeks back, so didn't have a spliff when Mrs V did. Not only was kissing her a bit minging, but she brought in a full on reek of smoke. Never experienced that before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nope
if you smoke, i don't think you can imagine how it tastes/smells to a non-smoker. as soon as you give up, you'll realise why we bang on so boringly about it

also, it's not just your mouth that tastes different.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

yeah, I've heard that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

it's often the difference between swallowing happily and secret retching!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Stop talking about sex you perve and get sueing vodafone for making me wait.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

is the pineapple rumour true?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

That she can take a whole one?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

this made me laugh
only the little cubes, one at a time please.

otherwise i don't know about pineapple. i'll report back if i ever get to find out though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

After a moment of thought
I would totally eat pineapple cubes out of a woman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

fucking hell this sub thread is disgusting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You say the sweetest of things
*Prouds*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You say things that make me retch.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Please
You're praising me too greatly!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

i meant in my mouth!
and i was talking about those little sweets, like kola kubes, but pineapple flavoured.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

That's what I meant too
Chompy's just being filthy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I imagine it'd be difficult
for your teeth to gain purchase. Are you allowed to use a fork?
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

you have to pay extra for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'd use barbecue tongs
*stabbity-stab*
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Cocktail sticks!
Then you put some cheddar on the end, NOM.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Oh yeah
Then it'd be all classy, you could just reach into the cocktail clungehog and consume at will.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

only time I've had a complaint about the taste is after I've been ill
and I've never been with a girl who wouldn't swallow.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

The opposite's the case for me
I don't really mind though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I wouldn't mind either
once it is out of me it is no longer my concern what happens to it. Within reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I was going to say the same thing
Almost word for word.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

*resounding high-fives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You've put me off my yogurt you cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I jizzed in your yoghurt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Dear Liza
Dear Liza
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

put made off cough
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

my gf has mentioned this. She has never smoked & is v keen for me to quit.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Second girl I ever kissed
Did so after smoking, and it was exactly like Swipe described. She was also a complete nutter who reminds me of Fairuza Baulk's character in The Craft.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

what, you mean she was strangely hot?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Looking back, she wasn't
Just very strange. Heavily interested in witchcraft. Fucking scary at times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

People who are into witchcraft are generally self important twats.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

generally
but not always. the friend I mention below was completely the opposite. She was actually studying it among other things for her masters.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I can imagine
a friend of mine from uni was a bit like that. not too scary most of the time though.

now and then I have to remind myself how hot she is by looking on facebook
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

The friend, or Fairuza Baulk?
I had a couple of wiccan friends at uni who were a little odd, but lovely and harmless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

the friend

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Because I just looked on IMDB and Wiki
And Fairuza's still oddly attractive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

she is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

She has shark teeth which scares me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

So do I
See?

Ok, now it works!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

fail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Whenever I try and sign up for that it errors so have given up

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Click on my link now, it works

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)