The ponces in a village on the outskirts of Luton wanted a postcode change.
Because LU1 hiked up their insurance premiums. What utter cocks, nobody in LU1 has any insurance, as there is nothing worth nicking, and they are very hard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They ware very hard?
EDIT - that's better
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Thanks teacher.
Twat.

Edit: Dicksplatt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Two ts dear.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Already done.
Milk and sugar?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Cheers love.
Got any biscuits?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Charity biscuits
50p a bag of two chocky chips biscuits. What a rip off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

charities are all evil and make you
wait in the house all day while selling overpriced biscuits laced with smugness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

That's right.
But these came to the office and are for children in need.

"What about me in need" I said. How we laughed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)