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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I saw a pic the other day from his new film and he looks
like a tramp (empire put it better I forget the exact quote)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Did they say:
and he looks like the talentless twat he truly is.
?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)
They said:
The big let-down is Cage. Of all the moments for the Bad Lieutenant to unleash the wobbly hands and swimming eyeballs, a thousand year-old sorcerer in a bad hat was screaming for it. This is a CG-vamped panto harkening after a franchise, so why the moody weirdo routine? Johnny Depp won the day because he got the joke — that he was the joke. Cage, a potion or two from Leaving Las Magus, just puts emphasis on ALL the wrong WORDS. That’s not magic.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)
When I read the bad hat bit I thought of Kaol

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)
He's always screaming for it.
'It' being a punch in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice?
I quite wanted to see that but Rotten Tomatoes slated it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)
it looks fucking awful

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)
It does
Watch Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief, which is amazingly brilliantly bad
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I had been wondering what that was like
I'll have a look
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Percy is a hairdresser
trying to foil a plot to steal all his highlighter pastes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)
*snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)
just the sort of thing I like to watch

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)
tis true which is a shame as I read the books to year 1 and they were ace.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

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