They popped in to see me on the way back though
Your mum made me a lovely cake.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They took me out for a slap-up dinner.
I'm the son they always hoped for, apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

They offered to take me out too
For a steak I think, her mum was hugging me too much, I might have misheard.
She was talking about Kitty one moment, then said something about how she misses steak?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

a big stake she misses.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Or something about Kitty and how much her mist aches.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

She must have watched a documentary about wild pigs the night before
because she kept saying she should have had a boars son.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I dislike you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Hahaha!
I thought she wanted a portion of chips.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Where's the emoticon for
MASSIVE SCOWLING?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

You just have to press Alt+F4 then shift.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I'm not that thick
just about
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

You were gone a while though...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

When they offered to pay for me to go to the pole dancing academy
in LA, I really welled up.

'I can't accept that AND all that money', I said.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I hate you both
EDIT: both ALL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)