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Darth is shit, therefore his thread is capable of sucking and blowing at the same time
What are you up to at the weekend my lovely little shitmonsters?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:45, 167 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Not much I'm in for a really boring weekend.
I'm poor as fuck until payday.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)
I'm cashpoor, but oysterrich, so I'll be doing fun free stuff this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)
Mumbling to yourself on the tube for 6 hours a day?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Don't be ruining my superhappy fun times with your emo stylings. Camden, food and possibly a museum
Cos they can't enforce the suggested contribution at the museum like they used to
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I went to the Tate Modern a few weeks ago,
nice toilets.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I Don't like the tate modern, not seen an exhibition advertised that would interest me and its always crammed with people

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I went before an interview so about 10:30 on a tuesday morning and it was dead.
I can imagine it'll be a bit shit when it's busy though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)
have you seen those videos of guys going around art galleries and looking at bins and stuff
and standing there pretending it's a really inspiring art piece to see how many people join in?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)
are you sure that wasn't one of the pieces?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)
having friends round for food, darts, mariokart and spliffs tonight
going to a wedding tomorrow. visiting mrs V's sister and nieces on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I'm meeting a pal (who owes me over a grand) for a pint
in East Finchley after work. He has £100 for me. Next instalment two weeks from now. This fellow's last job paid him £72,000 PA. I feel he is taking the fucking piss, somewhat.

I am then going to spend the money on something I shouldn't, I'm going to sleep all tomorrow and then see my little one Sunday. Next week I'm taking her to carnival: she loved it last year.

EDIT fixed now, thank you Cave Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Over a grand for a pint?
Ooh those fancy London prices.

it'sgrimoopnorth/
(Cave Duck, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Haha, you got me banged to rights, guv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)
Go to the white lion under the railway bridge. It's the least shit pub in finchley and they have chickens out the back

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I am phobic about chickens but thanks for the tip.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)
They're in a giant coop, so can't get you.
Oooooh, if it's still open when you get there, go to the cafe opposite kfc and get a bacon and egg roll. That's the one thing my new place doesn't have, an awesome cheap greasy spoon cafe and the women in there are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Isn't it a bit mean to eat KFC outside a chicken coop?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Not at all. The cafe is 5 minutes away from the pub I mentioned.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)
well that's ok then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)
you don't strike me as somebody who would be so cock-averse
lol
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Keep this up and I will fucking strike you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
chillax, bro

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I'll be in the New Forest with my lady.
I hope it is not too rainy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I'm from down that way (kind of), lovely part of the country.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)
It certainly is.
Much better than Bedfordshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Considerably so. No offence, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)
None taken.
I can find some really good spots in Bedders, but hundreds in Hampshire/ Dorset.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Doesn't take much to be better than beds, let's be honest

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I am being honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I was being sympathetic. I lived in bedfordshire for 2 months.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Only 2 months, I seem to have a life sentence without parole.
Were you rural or Luton during your stay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I was serving my time in an ill advised relationship with a secret ginge in flitwick. Commuting to central london everyday. Something really had to give

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Flitwick is full of zombies
And I've got friends there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I like flitwick
Ampthill's nicer but it's still a bit of a shit hole.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
You just need to steer clear of this mob.

(Cave Duck, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This has never occured to me before.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)
The Albion in Ampthill is a top pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Where did you stay?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Ym

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)
She's in bucks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I know, I lived there for 8 years

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Back to Newcastle today
I'm looking forward to it. I'm not looking forward to the house though, its a slum.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Got a friend and her fella coming up from Exeter today
So will be out in town. Saturday and Sunday will be more sedate affairs, as I'm saving up for my holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)
tell me who they are so I can send a bomb with them

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Sure
Mrs Vipros.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)
nice try
actually not really
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I have just made my first image challenge pic though
Checkitout
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)
It's very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
that is rather good
I made up the term autocondimentia to describe the condition of using loads of automatically using loads of condiments regardless of the taste of what you are eating, but I can't be arsed to make an entry
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I hope you both clicked it then...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Good stuff
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)
It is excellent.
The competition reminds me of Graham Rawle's Lost Consonants, which I used to love back in my weekend Gaurdian reading days. For those unfamiliar, it was pre-computer cut & paste art based on dropping one consonant from a phrase to change its meaning.
The one about the dog on the first page still makes me laugh each time I see it.

www.grahamrawle.com/lostconsonants/index.html
(Cave Duck, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)
I used to hate them.
I couldn't believe he was getting paid money to churn out such a load of old toss.

Still, glad you liked them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)
But the dog started BAKING!

(Cave Duck, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
*stony-faced silence*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)
COURSE I FACKIN' DID

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Cheers, China!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Yep
Click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I don't know, Becks, I just don't know.
I should be working but I just got told today that I might not be working and that's a bit OH WOE IS ME, 'cus I need the cash, but if not, I don't care, I'll find something exciting to do, I might go pictures by myself, as I ain't done that before. Deffo will find time to go Cafe if I ain't working.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I'll be working too if its any consolation Gonz. For a grand hour and a half though.
Have you not asked her out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Bloody hell ! Do they need a fluffer or something, that's like three months wages in this place, if I was lucky.
What percent do fluffers get these days? I'd be happy with 15% cut of the video shoot, on that one, I'll bring some hot chocolate and ice cubes with me too.

Nah', but the only reason is 'cus I've been really busy, it's not 'cus I'm procrastinating.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Ha, that was supposed to be grand total of an hour and a half. Regular work doing what I do in my nurses uniform. Silly billy Gonz!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Ohhh, nurses uniform, _very_ nice, I like that sort of thing, to tell you the truth =P

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I just been told that I might not be working this weekend.
Oh didums and never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Is this going to turn into another shopgirl saga?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Hopefully not =(
I'm really rubbish at this sort of thing, I don't have the confidence or self esteem, which is a bit not-right really, 'cus I'm fantastic in many respects.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)
So go ask her out now then. Talking about her online won't get you into her frillies.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
I'm at work.
I'm so tempted to walk out now, tell them all to go fuck themselves or something.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I think it's because there are to many pricks, who are 'good with girls', to tell you the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

shop tub
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Haha!
Ew
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I'm going to stake out a cupcakery tomorrow
and then there's a giant disorganised picnic in Manchester so I'll probably wander over there at some point. It used to be D-something (percussion maybe?) but the organisers stopped doing it so people are just going to do it by themselves.

What you are you doing BeckyBix?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
by stake out
do you mean you are going to sit in a car outside eating junk food and drinking coffee while occasionally looking through binoculars?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I'd much prefer to go
On a steak out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)
mmmm, steak
I'm too poor for steak at the moment.

I will have to let the memory of the beef wellington I ate on my birthday keep me going until my mrs gets a payrise
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Any further word on that payrise?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
the wheels are in motion
they are having a bit of a local management reshuffle with a couple of people leaving, so her boss is moving up a level, the more experienced chartered engineer is moving up to be Mrs V's superior, and Mrs V will be the main project engineer. By the sounds of it they are going to see how much others at the same level are being paid in the company and should be bringing her pay up to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Excellent news!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)
hopefully
with a bit of luck we might end up £400 a month better off.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Think of all the croissants...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Wow, that's quite a boost!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
yeah, she deserves it though.
She works bloody hard and was underpaid even before she was chartered.

She's currently on £6k less than I am and should really be on more than me (particularly given how much harder that me she works). we're hoping that they'll give her that extra £6k
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Just a minute. Kitty O'Hara said she might soon be £400 better off,
and the very same day Vipros expresses the same.

My super powers of deduction* tell me something may be going on here.



*(Well that, and the fact that you both keep mentioning the possibility of something going on.)
(Cave Duck, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)
There isn't anything going on.....
....YET
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Almost. We're going to actually go in there though
and buy coffee and cupcakes and surreptitiously make a note of how many people come in and what they order, so we can put some figures in our business plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
I'm working tomorrow morning, then going for a mooch round camden and possibly bodeans or hummingbird bakery
Sunday I'll be finishing writing up cases that I don't get finished today.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
mmmm hummingbird
that's what inspired me in the first place. Wiggy went there recently and brought me back a box of cupcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)
They are verreh tasty I must say. Also I can find their shop easily which is no mean feat considering my navigation skills in that part of london

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I have the book. My sister made the marshmallow ones without me there :(
You seem like the sort of person who'd know where to find tinned pumpkin. Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)
D-Percussion was fun
it was a giant connection of free gigs. And the first time, shame of shames, that I actually went to Castlefield. With all those ruins I should have been more enthusiastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I was on the train the other day going past Castlefield
and there's an artificial beach right next to the canal. I can't decide if it's awesome or gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)
Oooh, will explore.
whenever the fuck I'm back in Manc for an extended period.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Woo, possible job!
I just got a call saying a company in London want to interview me in a couple of weeks time, having been interested in my CV. Score.
Therefore, weekend looks like it will involve reading up on them lots to see what exactly the position would involve.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Cool, where's it based?
And good luck
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Fitzroy Street I think
Near the BT Tower. I know really very little of London, other than I would arrive at Euston Station, and that ain't too far away from there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Good luck
What do you do?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I do design engineering
But the job is in environmental physics.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Professional Paedophile.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Nah
No-one will give me accreditation.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)
yay
get your arse to london! quickly now!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Just need to read up on the position
And fill in a short form, and prepare for an interview.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Good luck POD.
Keep us posted with your progress.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Coincidentally
is has just had a

and it was AWESOME. A thoroughly satisfying shite. The weekend will be all downhill from here, I suspect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
This weekend with be the same as just about every other weekend.
Pub tonight. Pub tomorrow night, housework Sunday. With me watching a football match on Saturday.

Any suggestions on how I can make my life more exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Go to the pub more, Jeffrey.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Alright Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Better than I was yesterday, Jeff.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I'm okay.
What was wrong yesterday? AIDZ playing up? Or something more uncomfortable than that?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
he had to be removed from his vacuum cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)
So today...
He's picking up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Ended up in hospital with a massive purple blotchy rash.
Nice, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
did they diagnose?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Mystery allergic reaction.
He told me to keep a food diary. In truth I'd be better making a note of who sells me what. Something in the cut of the cocaine I took disagreed with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Ground up fibre glass maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)
that's not so likely to cause a skin rash unless you rub it on yourself
that'd be more likely to fuck you up internally I think
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
nasty
any other adverse effects or generally feeling the same level of shit as usual?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I'm 100% fine* now.

*my version of 100% fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)
that's ok then

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)
did you tell them it was because of the drugs you took?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)
You should have done.
DON'T YOU EVER WATCH HOUSE?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)
House is good
you'd like him, he hates everything.

What did you tell them then? "I accidentally ingested something, but I have no idea what it was."
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
But they let you go again?
What did they give you for it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Keep talking about yourself in the third person.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
JeffTheDogFucker says relax.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)
that's not quite as catchy as when Frankie says it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
JeffTheDogFucker says Frankie is a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
not shagging any mutts this weekend?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Course he fackin' is - this is Jeff we're talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)
No. This IS
JeffTheDogFucker you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Looks unlikely at this stage.
But I will continue to shower everyday, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Don't forget to brush those teeth, too!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Everyday Monty. Everyday.
I like fucking dogs. And computers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)
On Saturday evening I am seeing Sabbat in Camden.
On Sunday I'm going to Cornwall and stopping off on the way to visit Crackhouse and her baby. I may also speak to Catface.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)
not visiting me on your way past are you....
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Nope. Not one bit.
I like to speed through Devon as quickly as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
most people do
you always know you've arrived here because everyone immediately speeds up by 20mph
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)
:)
Not much time this time - I'd rather stop by when we can have a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
sounds good
let me know when that might be :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I will!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)
my parents just emailed me saying they were in Manchester at the weekend
I didn't receive a vist. Hmph. I guess I really am child non gratis.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
They popped in to see me on the way back though
Your mum made me a lovely cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
They took me out for a slap-up dinner.
I'm the son they always hoped for, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
They offered to take me out too
For a steak I think, her mum was hugging me too much, I might have misheard.
She was talking about Kitty one moment, then said something about how she misses steak?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)
a big stake she misses.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Or something about Kitty and how much her mist aches.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)
She must have watched a documentary about wild pigs the night before
because she kept saying she should have had a boars son.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
I dislike you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Hahaha!
I thought she wanted a portion of chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Where's the emoticon for
MASSIVE SCOWLING?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)
You just have to press Alt+F4 then shift.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I'm not that thick
just about
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)
You were gone a while though...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)
When they offered to pay for me to go to the pole dancing academy
in LA, I really welled up.

'I can't accept that AND all that money', I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)
I hate you both
EDIT: both ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Squeeze them for me please

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Well, it's me and Flim's first anniversary tomorrow
So I suppose we shall have to go out and do something nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
I recommend blackjack and hookers
and congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Aww, that means its a year since I slept with someone who lives far far away.
Happy nearly anniversary BFF and future wife
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Happy anniversary to you too!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Aww fanks ,)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Shit, you made it a year I'm a tenner down.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Congratulations!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)
tonight matthew..
i'm gonna be drunk as a cunt. tis me birfday outing tonight, soncidering i'll be spendin most of my birthday in a car, or at the dentist (don't ask) i intend to get gloriously, bedshittingly drunk with a side order of as many massive drugs as i can cram down my cakehole.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

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