You two will make such a great couple
she's all about getting cock from strangers, you're all about taking MASSIVE DRUGS and lying on your bedroom floor crying for your departed cat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They don't come much stranger than me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Why, do you make a noise like a shitting dog?
Is your ejaculate multi-coloured and extremely bouncy?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

It's far, far worse than either of them.
I make a face like 'Andi' Peters being circumcised with an angle grinder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I once heard a beautiful rumour
That Andi Peters and Tony Hart were lovers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I shall be passing this on as FACT within the hour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Drug-fuelled threesomes with Mr Bennett were the norm.
That's what I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

In the broom cupboard?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Flubber!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Exactamundo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

There's more to me than that al.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ignore him, darling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah, I realise you think you're all "multi-faceted" and "out there"
but actually, all you're about is putting teasing photos of your barely tethered vagina on the internet in an effort get cock from strangers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Al, you've got me all wrong.
I don't need to get cock from strangers, when I can get it easier from people I already know if I so wished.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

He meant
'getting cock from The Stranglers'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Eeek
Bit old for me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I should say so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)