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Good News Everybody
Now you have the SAFETY DANCE Stuck in your head.
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WormuIus, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:21,
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I hate you.Annoyingly, I've got the stupid techno-remix though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:24,
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WARNING!You are now blinking and breathing manually!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:27,
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No I haven't.I have this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OQ9h16pTAs
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:27,
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thanks to you I have Schism stuck in my headfinally displacing the Clutch song that has been rattling around for 3 days
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:32,
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THIS POST DESERVES APPLAUSE BUT IS BEING ROUNDLY IGNORED.
Philistines.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:45,
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I clicked 'I like this'Don't make such a flouncy big deal about it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:00,
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IT'S NOT ENOUGH.I NEED MOOO0ORRRRRRREEE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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Nice slipping of the zero in thereYou'll be talking in '1337 spk' soon.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:02,
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Monty, you should be ashamed of yourself being a "popular" tart.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:05,
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I completely overlooked itotherwise I'd have clicked to
I'm not going to now you've whored it about though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:13,
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My boyfriend wants that to be our first dance for our wedding.*sigh*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:32,
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You boyfriend sounds really funnyIs he also a poster on QotW?
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WormuIus, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:33,
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He stops existing when she doesn't think about him.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:36,
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He's actually a lieinvented by kitty so that she can post on QOTW as a man.
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he is a posterof that guy from Twilight
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:13,
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He's a cardboard cut out actually.I've met him. Not very talkative.
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not much competition then(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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Quite wrinkled and worn thoughAnd stained.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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Hmm, 5 or 6 minutes in between wiggy and Kitty posting...*narrows eyes*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:30,
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You've got it down to two minutes nowI'm impressed.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:48,
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Ah! It talks!(hello!)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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I've been bugging him to contributeI'll probably regret it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:30,
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I've considered itbut this place is still a bit low tech for me to understand fully.
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oooh you're too good for us eh?well, obviously you're not too good for me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:40,
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you certainly will!don't act like you don't know what I mean!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:37,
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yeah we might need to stop discussing floor plansfor the Smug Croissant
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:40,
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too rightdon't want any undesirables getting wind of our plans
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:42,
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yeah Labs never takes the hintwe don't need a deckhand!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:46,
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Like HELL I'd want to be deckhand!I'm just counting down the days, two birds with one stone and all that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:48,
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I'm flattered you want me to come with youBut I don't think it's appropriate.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:51,
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wind...yacht...nice ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:47,
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He's not flirting,He doesn't fancy me anymore. I'm just being irritating.
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She's compliant(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:19,
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Too young,didn't have much in common. She threatened me with violence.
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you usually prefer to do the threatening(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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The fact that you don't think he is flirtingdoesn't mean he is not, in his eyes, flirting.
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He's the Stevie Smith of the 21st centuryNobody heard him, the dead-eyed man,
But still he lay moaning:
He was much further gone than you thought
And not flirting but raping.
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hey there delilah, what's it like in new york city?I'm a thousand miles away but girl, tonight you look so pretty.
Yes you do.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:39,
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Times Square can't shine as bright as you(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:03,
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I wanted to read it asHI EVERYBODY!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:42,
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I wanted to read thatbut all I could think of when I saw your name was VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!
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That dance wasn't as safe as they made it out to be(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:43,
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Dancing makes me envy cripples(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:48,
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This song can make even cripples get up and dance.If you believe Glee, that is.
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See I associate it withScrubs when Turk is singing it.
Monty Comment: Scrubs sucks
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:58,
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I'd never use ghastly American 'teen-speak' like 'sucks'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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contrary to the laws of physicshe also blows at the same time
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:19,
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Your parents don't think so.Don't worry - I told them, ‘I don’t care what you say, there’s no way Wiggy’s been having bareback sex with a string of sweaty Turkish men behind Kitty’s back for years. No way’
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:19,
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I believe Glee is appalling shite. Will that do?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:53,
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Monty in "being wrong about sutff on the internet" shockerI immediately thought of Glee when the Safety Dance was mentioned. Apparently there have been protests about the guy who plays the aforementioned cripple not being an actual leg-mong. If they were going to complain about something, I'd have thought a better target would be the sequence where they cover Van Halen's "Jump" and everyone is bouncing on giant beds apart from him, who's sat at the back in a wheelchair holding a sign saying "JUMP"
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I don't think i'm in Glees target-demographic-focusgroup-zeitgeist-thingamy-bob(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:58,
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I completed one of those computer games last nightand the end song was "Space Oddity" by Bowie. After about 10 seconds I thought of you and I had to turn it off.
You have ruined Bowie for me.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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Someone called my vagina labyrinth at the pub the other day,And one of my friends asked if that means that David Bowie was in the centre of it.
All I could think about was Monty.
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I get what you're trying to say, and yes, OK, I will.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:05,
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I think we both know.Stop fighting it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:10,
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You two will make such a great coupleshe's all about getting cock from strangers, you're all about taking MASSIVE DRUGS and lying on your bedroom floor crying for your departed cat.
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They don't come much stranger than me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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Why, do you make a noise like a shitting dog?Is your ejaculate multi-coloured and extremely bouncy?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:17,
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It's far, far worse than either of them.I make a face like 'Andi' Peters being circumcised with an angle grinder.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:21,
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I once heard a beautiful rumourThat Andi Peters and Tony Hart were lovers.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:22,
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I shall be passing this on as FACT within the hour.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:22,
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Drug-fuelled threesomes with Mr Bennett were the norm.That's what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:27,
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In the broom cupboard?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:29,
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Exactamundo!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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Yeah, I realise you think you're all "multi-faceted" and "out there"but actually, all you're about is putting teasing photos of your barely tethered vagina on the internet in an effort get cock from strangers.
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Al, you've got me all wrong.I don't need to get cock from strangers, when I can get it easier from people I already know if I so wished.
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He meant'getting cock from The Stranglers'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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That's quite disturbingalthough appropriate for anyone who considers Monty to be a c{ensored for work purposes}
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:07,
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Do you know the original?It's actually a great record:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4xlYXh0Fw
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:55,
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Aaah, Rick Jamesthere was a man who didn't know how to say no to crack and hookers.
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I object most strongly to paying for sex.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:59,
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Ain't THAT the truth.*does pimp limp*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:03,
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...and sexual kidnap, aided and abetted by his lovely wife.What a fucking hero.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:58,
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I do! It was on the radio this afternoon as I was driving to work and I was dancing in the car and singing alongIt was the best 5 minutes of my day!
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Nope, just the Beastie boys remix of the futurama intro music instead(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:05,
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you've reminded me i want to watch futurama, cheersgoodnewsfuturama.blogspot.com/
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weaver., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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