'Manpons' is my favourite bit
Credit indeed, Mr Boyce
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

he doesn't want your credit
you anus-leech
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

This also made me smile

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Fuck you chinflange
Don't throw your toys out of the pram just cos it wasn't your anus I was tonguing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

There have been some excellent insults on here today

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

What else is B3ta for, really?
"Chinflange" is probably my favourite term for anyone with a beard. Masks my jealousy as my own attempts at sprouting hair on my lower face are fucking rubbish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I was cycling past some kids the other day and one of them said
"why is your nose so important it is underlined?"

I chuckled to myself over the originality of it, until a few minutes later it occurred to me that I'd heard exactly the same thing from some kid at exactly the same place more than 2 years earlier....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

as if I would want your disease-ridden tongue anywhere near me
I note you don't deny slurping on man-rectum though, mainly because you are the Arch-Bender
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Yes, I am the Arch-Bender
I'm so unbelievably mascualine and powerful that councils hire me to take sections of masonry that they'd like to be more curved. I bend them into arches

See what I did there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I do see what you did there
I'm going to award you a slight nod of the head with accompanying minor narrowing of the eyes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I see what you did there
..spelt masculine wrong
or mescaline I suppose
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Oooh yes please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)