what's up?
if it's a cold I recommend a glass of orange juice with as much sugar dissolved in it as possible, warmed in the microwave with a touch of ginger.

It's foul, but it does the trick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So that potion magically becomes a way
to destroy a virus which mutates so rapidly science has not managed to produce a cure?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

of course it does! (!)
it's a good job it's not a deadly virus really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Why did you put a picture of your vagina in the subject line?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

it's the sarcasm punctuation mark
I don't know why I felt obliged to include it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Oh is it really? I didn't know that (!)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

there was some company
who were trying to sell a sarc mark for that very purpose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Great idea for a business (!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

( ! ) This slightly amended version looks like an aerial view of my helmet. Real size unfortunately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

You have two urethras?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I have an 'alternative' piercing

Alt reply

'Yes, my regular one and my special 'Urethra Franklin' for when I want a 'soul wee-wee'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

That would be my choice of fish dish to serve to a frenchman.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Mine would be
Vichy-ssoise soup.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Poor France
It can't help being attached to Germany.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Colds are bacteria,
flu is a virus.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Colds are a virus you pillock
otherwise antibiotics would be effective against them, and they aren't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

nah
it gives you enough vitamin c and sugar to feel less shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

that sounds horrible
but at this point I'd try anything. It's a headcold that's gone to my lungs a bit and triggered my asthma
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Hope you're better soon
I'm off for the weekend, now.

Bye everyone!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)