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Who gives a fuck?
Anyone else at the end of their tether?

Alternatively, who would you most like to see gored by a bull?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:30, 124 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

no, everything is awesome
um, my ex could do with a good bull-goring
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Hahahaha this guys defence was genius
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-11040378
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

That is very good

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

This is the highlight
"Fagan said he had been "convicted with no facts" by "a white jury".

Fagan was convicted by Sheriff Joanna Johnston and not a jury. "
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Those galsgow girls love a bit of deep fried black pudding.
I like the way he goes on about how he has girls all over europe, but he's deffo not like that, he just wants a nice conversation..... ahhhh fuck it, play the race card.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

PsychoChomp

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm gazzing the mods

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)

nope I'm in a good mood
watching Whip It and enjoying how amazingly gorgeous Ellen Page is. Smoking a nice joint and drinking cloudy lemonade.

Alt Q: Harry Redknapp officially the most annoying twat in England. *Waits for Al's comment*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

No chance, that's Fergie

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Alex or Sarah?

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Alex

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

isn't she a bit young?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

twenties I think
highly recommend Whip It. Brilliant film.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

23
so perfectly fine I'm only 28. Now that's sorted how do I find her?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

haha she's older than me
she looked really young in Inception though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I think it's her face
It reminds me of Disneys Snow White.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

watch the video to Sonne by Rammstein
slutty, drug taking snow white.

oh so hot.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

don't watch the video
to Pretty When You Cry. Weirdo Snow White

Edit: was wrong, think it might have been Red Riding Hood actually
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I thought that said bored by a gull
what the hell is wrong with me?!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

brain impediment
you need a nice restful cruise on a luxury yacht
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

only if there will be pastries

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

is if it would be any other way

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You said that in a south african accent

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I'm confused by that

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

This should answer some of your questions
tinyurl.com/2brvd3f
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

shummup!
meerrrrr
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Kitty, I just went to Hummingbird Bakery
It was delicious.

Just thought you shoudl know.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

do they make everything really quickly
and full of honey?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Full of sugar but fit as fuck

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

like you right about now
*trigger fingers*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Ooh -fans self-
thank you very much. My sister's having a cupcake party for her birthday. Any tips?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

you mean she's making the cupcakes?
If so, my tip is to get a piping bag to ice them, it makes them look awesome.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I have one of those at home.
I'll pass on the tips.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

also, a little decoration looks much better than a lot of decoration
I know how hard it is not to cover every one in sprinkles though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I just bought her a very pretty apron, this should inspire her!

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:37, Reply)

It's all about the costume.
I've spent more time looking up awesome fifties waitress uniforms for my cupcake shop than I have at kitchen equipment :D
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:57, Reply)

ooh what did you have?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I was a bit hurried, so had a chocolate with vanilla frosting- sister had a red velvet
I would have had a black bottom, they're always tasty when I make them.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*snigger*

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Baked cheesecake and chocolate chips
YEAAAAAHHH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

man, that really is porn

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

NSFD (not safe for diets)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I give a fuck

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

but only for the right price?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Nobody would pay me for the use of my flaccid, dog-eared chanticleer

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Unrelated:
last weekend I was watching Cbeebies with my daughter ('Big Cook, Little Cook' to be specific) when it occurred to me that 'Little Cook' was being played by Wookiee in a bad wig:

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

apparently with jizz on his face

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I cracked up when I saw that pic - file entiled 'Cookakke'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

That's how I roll.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

he should have read your sausage book
Because I think he's been looking at the wrong type
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

How interesting.
He was left on his own in the flat last weekend...
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thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

He said he was glad not to have you around
I said he was a fool for suggesting that hanging around with such an awesome lady could be anything other than time brilliantly spent.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I would say you're being naughty,
but he did actually tell me before I went it would be nice not to have me or his landlord there.
How's my BFF today?
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thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I've got a cold Clendrix.
I think it's serious. I fear I may be dying. I think mrs al needs to cook me dinner and then stroke my forehead while I recline on the sofa and watch hollyoaks.

EDIT - How rude of me, How are you? Are you adjusting to life without canvas?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Wait...what?
This doesn't already happen every night?
YOU'RE DOING MARRIAGE WRONG!
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thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I NO RITE!
That's what I told her, but she just punched me in the face and told me to get back in the kitchen
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'm at the end of my tether
I'm tired of feeling ill.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Feel better soon, honey :)

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

thanks
My dad didn't believe I'm still ill, and tried to make me do some gardening. Sadly I was sick outside
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Any particular reason why he didn't believe you were ill?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

There was no vomit coming out of her mouth

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I've been ill for about a week
but I don't look that bad, and he's of the school that believes fresh air cures everything
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

She's famously a prodigious liar and charlatan.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

And her breasts probably distracted him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

nah
he's got my mum for that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Is it wrong to be this curious about your mum?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

they're still distracting me
some weeks after I met ~~them~~ her
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

next time I'll wear a turtleneck

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

A tight one
and let a cold breeze blow across your chest.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I second this motion

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

of the motions carried today
Vipros and Labia are ignoring me because Tool sounds like Papa Roach, and I have to swear a jumper
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Swear a jumper?
;)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

She calls it a cunt as she puts it on

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

hahaha

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)

You should have vomitted in his face.
Not really. Just take it easy, feel better soon.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

It's a good job you said that
I'll bet she was planning on making herself feel a whole lot worse and then dying until you said that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

How's your illness going?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

It's like a tickly cough
and a headache. I went running last night too, so my legs are a bit sore too. And I'm feeling very unmotivated at the moment, despite the fact that I'm being promoted.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

aww poor Al
my heart is actually bleeding for you
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Awwww, thanks
that's making me feel a little better. Maybe I'll muster the energy to eat some toast when I get home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

That's unfortunate. I hope you feel better soon.
Congratulations on the promotion, too.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

what's up?
if it's a cold I recommend a glass of orange juice with as much sugar dissolved in it as possible, warmed in the microwave with a touch of ginger.

It's foul, but it does the trick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

So that potion magically becomes a way
to destroy a virus which mutates so rapidly science has not managed to produce a cure?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

of course it does! (!)
it's a good job it's not a deadly virus really
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Why did you put a picture of your vagina in the subject line?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

it's the sarcasm punctuation mark
I don't know why I felt obliged to include it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Oh is it really? I didn't know that (!)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

there was some company
who were trying to sell a sarc mark for that very purpose
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Great idea for a business (!)

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

( ! ) This slightly amended version looks like an aerial view of my helmet. Real size unfortunately.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

You have two urethras?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I have an 'alternative' piercing

Alt reply

'Yes, my regular one and my special 'Urethra Franklin' for when I want a 'soul wee-wee'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

That would be my choice of fish dish to serve to a frenchman.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Mine would be
Vichy-ssoise soup.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Poor France
It can't help being attached to Germany.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Colds are bacteria,
flu is a virus.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Colds are a virus you pillock
otherwise antibiotics would be effective against them, and they aren't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

nah
it gives you enough vitamin c and sugar to feel less shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

that sounds horrible
but at this point I'd try anything. It's a headcold that's gone to my lungs a bit and triggered my asthma
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Hope you're better soon
I'm off for the weekend, now.

Bye everyone!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I am now
The fit birds got off at York. And I cant have a crafty fag in the bogs because its too packed. *boots young child in the face*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I fucking hate people who smoke in train toilets
It's really fucking tragic that you don't have the willpower to wait for a couple of hours so you have to make the toilets smell utterly rank for someone else.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

What?
And having a massive shit makes it smell great?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

he farts chrisanthemums

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

and shits daisies

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I farted on chris and her mum

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

There is no joy like having a cracking shit on a packed train, opening the door...
And watching the facial expressions of anyone caught in the draught that emerges. It's just beautiful.

(Did it Monday morning)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I am now
The fit birds got off at York. And I cant have a crafty fag in the bogs cos its too packed. *boots young child in the face*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

oh man, it's like groundhog day

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

oh man, it's like groundhog day

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

oh man, it's like groundhog day

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cock

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cock

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

oh man, it's like groundhog day

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

oh man, it's like groundhog day

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*commits Moatycide*

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Get thee to a storm drain, young Murty.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

-proffers chicken and fishing rod-

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Don't forget the dressing gown.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

How ridiculous is the geordie accent by the way?
when I was watching that documentary the other night all of Moat's threats tickled me pink because I just couldn't imagine anyone with a voice like that being anything other than a 13 year old girl
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

He definitely hadn't got his 'mur-jur' back.
EDIT actually I fucking love the Geordie accent. And it really is definitely true to say it's the closest pronounciation-wise to Middle English still being spoken today - if you read the Canterbury Tales in a Geordie accent it sounds just right.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

It is pretty good
prefer the Scouse accent though. It just sounds gritty.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

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