How interesting.
He was left on his own in the flat last weekend...
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

He said he was glad not to have you around
I said he was a fool for suggesting that hanging around with such an awesome lady could be anything other than time brilliantly spent.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I would say you're being naughty,
but he did actually tell me before I went it would be nice not to have me or his landlord there.
How's my BFF today?
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I've got a cold Clendrix.
I think it's serious. I fear I may be dying. I think mrs al needs to cook me dinner and then stroke my forehead while I recline on the sofa and watch hollyoaks.

EDIT - How rude of me, How are you? Are you adjusting to life without canvas?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Wait...what?
This doesn't already happen every night?
YOU'RE DOING MARRIAGE WRONG!
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I NO RITE!
That's what I told her, but she just punched me in the face and told me to get back in the kitchen
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)