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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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everyone goes faster than 70mph. Speeding is going faster than 100mph
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
with cameras on every gantry, they don't go off unless you're doing well over 90.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)
What if you were driving down the M25 with the roof top down and have a bit of Semisonic going on the wireless at full volume, shades down and a long flow'y scaff in the wind. Belting out "This'll be my year" at the top of your lungs, not noticing the speedomitor going further and further to the right, and as you just hit the turn-off at Potter's Bar, you miss it. Then, suddenly, a kitten his holding hands with a puppy crossing the road right in front of you, to get to the other side, and you swerve to avoid them.... and then suddenly there is a nucular truck in front of you, but they have to do an emergancy stop and you go right into the back of them at 125mph, and the nuclear truck goes off and kills everyone you know and love.
.... I really don't know where I'm going with this, but 'hi' anyway.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Are you ready for a most wonderful week? Today's my day off, and you know what I'm gonna do? Absolutly nothing. I'm going down to Cockfosters in a bit, to see my dealer and pick up some pills, and then I might go down to the posh butchers 'cus I like it there.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)
When are you going to move to The Beverly Hills of North London?
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)
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