Hammers will get it open.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

True
I replaced my keys with a number of hammers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

No hammer here. Not my ceiling either

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

No Ortho kit with a hammer in it?
Bone saw ought to do the trick then.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Nope, quiet branch today so no kits here
Got the lid off and the bit where the battery goes I'd partially covered by the electrical mains. So there's a dying battery and electricity in the same unit. God I love this logic so so much
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Jam a sick kitten in there then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I reckon the battery's for if there's a powercut
Apologies if this is stating the obvious.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)