No salt and no because I would probably die in an unfortunate fashion

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's a 9v battery, not a power substation
failing that, it should open if you pop two flathead screwdrivers either side of the casing and push.

Failing that, I'll come and set it on fire. Should shut it up/irony
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Pfft, I meant when I fall off the folding chair used for assessing said demon box. We're so quiet here that I could lie in my own filth for several hours before being found. By which time the brain haemorrhage has taken hold and I'm a vegetable anyway
Ps. My neck hurts today anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Neck hurts?
Probably trying to support the unfeasibly arrogant head you have on it :D

Tell you what, give me your address and I'll send round a letter bomb and it won't bother you any more...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Oh if only that were true. Instead I fear that I have a tequila worm lodged in there doing its best The Thing impression and any minute now I'll start transforming into a far more horrible creature
Do you do countryside posting? We only get one delivery a day.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)