Me and my mates, when we were about 8 or soo, once found a set-off rape alarm in the park.
We all, in all seriousness, thought it was a bomb, and was going to blow up the park, so we did the only thing we could do to stop it; stamp on it and throw things at it until it stopped. We eventually broke it after a few hours, and we were quite proud of ourselves.

In retrospect, like, 15 years later, I wonder if someone actually got raped or if some older kids were just messing around.
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We also found a huge stack of tiles through the hole in the fence in my back garden, a large stack of them that were so old they had moss on them, and shiney bits.
Naturally, they were roman artifacts, you could tell because when you held a microscope to them, they looked old, and therefore were roman.
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