I've got a spare assault rifle
when the time comes I'll let you know and you can come too!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I prefer to use my swords. I like to see their eyes as I slay them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oooh, sometimes I forget I have a war axe lurking somewhere at my parents'.
And a morningstar, although experiments with that when I was a youngster suggest that some training might be in order before I try to use it in anger.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

My brother's best pal at secondary school
badly injured my big toe with a home-made morning star. Nails and Fimo, it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)