You should play more games then.
What sort of computer do you have I'll be able to suggest a game even you would like.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'The Warriors' game
looked OK. Other than that I'm a 'Daley Thompson's Decathlon' man all the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I think you should give one of the Civilization games a go,
I bet you've always wanted to be Ghengis Khan.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Oh damn! I'm always playing Civ IV
I never use the slavery advance though, as I have an ethical policy of only slaughtering the free.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I've been playing Civ 1
one day I will progress
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

That's so 20th Century.
Upgrade or be left behind.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Civ five is out this month

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Must...... resist........ temptation.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

temptation cock
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

when my computer can handle it, I will buy IV
until then, tonight I pick up my Games Cube so I can play more Ocarina of Time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Civ 2 ws the best
althogh I have never played any of the other Civ games
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

In truth
I'd rather read a history book than pretend to be Genghis Khan on a computer - it just seems silly to me, I'm afraid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Civ has an awful lot of reading involved if you want to,
every major discovery in human history has a massive entry on it's effects. All the wonders of the world you can build have a ton of background information in them.
I bet if you stopped thinking "this is silly" for an hour or two you'll enjoy it.
Plus you can get it for like £5 if you look around.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Until the Romans fly stealth bombers over your capital,
then you'll hate it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

That really doesn't sound like my cup of tea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I was more of an Activision Decathlon kinda guy
Summer Games was also highly addictive.

I used to work as a games tester for an ill fated American company and was paid to sit about all day playing games and eat free pizza. The flipside was it kinda put me off gameplaying as a hobby/enjoyable pursuit for life, plus I gained about 2 stone. The only games I can stomach these days is the odd blast on the Wii, with the kids. Mostly I prefer real world time wasting pursuits such as darts, table football and prozzie worrying.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

darts is fucking brilliant
I spent a pleasant evening on friday eating a magnificent crab and chorizo risotto, drinking beer, smoking spliffs and alternating between darts and Mario kart. It was most excellent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Good man
Did you buy another set of darts? Any decent checkouts?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

not yet. I'm skint as a motherfucker at the moment
I've been gradually recapturing my skills as I hadn't played in a couple of years or more. Started off awful, but by the time we finished on Friday I wasn't doing too badly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Argos had a decent set for under £7

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind come payday then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Don't buy darts from Argos. Go to a proper shop and build a set from components. You will spend about 16 - 20 quid but it's worth it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

it's not worth it because I'm not some kind of pro
they will be a spare set and I am fucking skint
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

There's a good one in Whitechapel Sainsbury's.
I'll get you a picture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Ding Ding

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Poor onomatopoeic representation, Cancer Joy.
Everyone knows it's more of a short "bip".
(Cave Duck, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

He's having a flashback to 1970s London buses.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

It was so real man.
I could smell stale piss and fear
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

and Watney's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

"unexpected item in bagging area" would be more accurate

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

'Bowienator 4000's not out til Christmas

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)