this should help
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o

Go retro: croquette potatoes. Yum.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha I really do like the cut of your jib, Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:02, Reply)

*bows*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

*arrows*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)

*Trebuchets*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)

*mangonels*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)

*ballistas*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)

*siege towers*


Shit. Run out of good ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Plague.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

JEFF.....WINS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

JEFF.....LOSES
(I'm not sure I really understand this game).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)

You just trumped all the other weapons and won, Jeff.
The protocol here is to do a victory lap of the internet.

Think of it a more evolved and less limited 'paper, scissors, stone'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I prefer the less well known
Cat, glass, pudding.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

less limiting than rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

paper, scissors, stone.com

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

hahahaha.com

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)

I'm off home now.
I bid you a good evening.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:22, Reply)

You 'orrible cunt.
That's just mean.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Perhaps a Go Compare advert may have been more helpful?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)

The good news is
that you'll-get-a-better-deal-when-you-buy-next.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)

.com

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)

They say I MAY get a better deal when I buy next.
There are no promises.com.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)

ANY!
ANY!
ANY!
ANY!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)

YES

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

This makes me sad.
But I've learnt a valuable less here. I showed an Internet weakness and I've been punished.com.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Sorry Jeffles, old bean.
I didn't mean to make you sad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:15, Reply)

.com

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Beat me to it.
.com
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)

.LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

MTFU
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)

You starting stalking someone else now that the bird from the firework shop has let you down?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)

No I haven't given up on that yet
But have not been proactive. I think I might open the search parameters and not discriminate anymore. Blondes and brunettes now welcome.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Much to the relief of ginger girls everywhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)

they're still not safe. Never safe.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Do you have a favourite stalker?
Any nutjobs or crackpots you look to for inspiration at times like this?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I don't know of any famous stalkers to admire. Although it's not hard just stay in the darkest corner with the best view.

10 bonus points if anyone recognises that line.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I'm a natural blonde.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:29, Reply)

What colour unnaturally? did you get those shoes yet?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I don't have an unnatural colour
I'm toying with the idea of adding some sky blue though.
I already had them when I posted the link.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Thanks.
That Unicorn game has put a completely different tune in my head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Yes!
I am awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I didn't say that.
I just said I had a different song in my head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:45, Reply)

as opposed to we buy any car .com?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:45, Reply)

That was my intention.
I succeeded, ergo I am awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:52, Reply)

that game is too hard I can't do it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:42, Reply)

do it
blue hair is always good especially if you're over 65

and they will match your iron fist kicks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:41, Reply)

That it will!
I never thought about it like that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I'm the hairy
white, stoned Gok Wan.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:44, Reply)

hey!
I think you'll find I'm the hairy, white, stoned Gok Wan, only I'm straight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:48, Reply)