I was asleep before 11pm last night, I probably haven't managed that in the past 10 years
but I dreamt that I was at a college and we had to prepare a group presentation about racial discrimination and why it's bad, but nobody in the class wanted to work with me because I was the only white guy. I accused my classmates of being racist and they said only white people were racist.

I woke up feeling pissed off. I preferred the previous nights zombie nightmare.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you horrible racist

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

If I may quote Bart Simpson;
"The ironing is delicious"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Oh, what a dream
I'm sure you looked bad at all the black, indian, chinesse and arabs that you met on your way to work.

I find it disturbing when I have a bad dream and I can't stop feeling pissed off.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I live in the rural South West
we don't allow any ethnic minorities in. They get chased off with pitchforks and flaming torches.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

damn right
but then, so do northerners, londoners, midlanders, the scottish....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I am on an ethnic minority
And don't feel chased. In fact, everybody is very friendly with me and always ask the same questions of why I moved ot England.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I was in the South West this weekend
It was lovely and no-one attempted to ostracise or burn me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Where did you go in the end (In Bristol and Bath)
did you see any tourist attractions?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I did indeed
That museum you recommended was fucking brilliant. You were even the focus of my FB status for several hours, it simply said "Colonel Dracula was right"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Oh my, I feel all useful and appreciated!
Glad you enjoyed it. That was the museum that had the Banksy exhibition a while back.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Yeah they had one Banksy piece left
And a whole section dedicated to very modern and mostly nightmarish American art. I thoroughly enjoyed it. And the Egyptian stuff, as you recommended, was awesome. I am in your debt, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

rn m

Sad times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

did you try the curryhouse?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Unfortunately the girlfriend and her sisters
booked a table at a vegetarian restaurant. It was alright.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

...and people from Gloucestershire
they've got tails you know
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

me too

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Yes, we've probably met at the Showcase

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)