Oh my! I'm so tired!
Today is the 2nd day of 3days working 10h, plus 4 for commuting. I'm shattered. On top of that, on Sunday night (Monday? 3am) I couldn't sleep as I thought there was a pipe broken on the flat and I had to check everywhere. And yesterday night I had a lot of weird dreams, very confussing and stressing. And Darth was there offering to teach me how to smoke marihuana to help me relax...

I hope I won't fall asleep on my desk.

So, did you have a good night? Are you expecting a exciting day for today?

Ah, and for those of you who care, my cousin dumped her (not his, sorry I had it wrong) boyfriend on Sat.

EDIT: I just got this and thought it could make your day happier : quotable-beck.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/04AUS-30201-Wombat-large.jpg
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 7:59, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh that sounds like a weird night for dreams.
I had a quiet night last night, and I'm anticipating another one tonight! it's awful weather out.

drive carefully miss Aberracion!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:01, Reply)

I will
Well, kind of. I take the train and then cycle, that's why it takes so long.

You could invite people in so you don't need to have a quiet night. Although I would love one of those. These days I only have time to have dinner (tea), prepare food and clothes for the next day, showner, quick chat with Mark, and go to bed. I want my life back.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:04, Reply)

I live with my family and I kind of like the quietness.
When does this craziness end?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:06, Reply)

Oh, I'd love to come back home to my family
ready dinner and clean house. At least for a couple of weeks.

I'm on holidays on Thursday until Wednesday. Then next week I have to do the same as this week: Wednesday to Friday working 10h/day. After that I should go back to normal timetable, but I'm not sure.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:13, Reply)

aha I kind of have no choice at the moment
anyway - the holidays bit will be good though!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Yep
Although it's going to be 5 days of wedding dresses shopping, visiting cottages and hotels, testing caterings... I don't think I'll even have time to the beach.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:34, Reply)

But isn't that really exciting though? You're getting married!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Yes it is!! I'm getting married!
Part of the dream yesterday was about it. But it was wrong. I was getting married to the wrong guy and he was so happy that I didn't know how to tell him. And the guy I really wanted to marry was waiting for me to dump this other guy so we could marry. And 3 of my friends were getting married too and were very excited about sharing tips and tricks and meeting to talk about the wedding and I only wanted to cry all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Oh dear. I feel bad for trying to hold back a snigger while reading that.
it sounds like an awful dream though!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Well, I'm laughing about it now, so don't worry
The best was when Darth appear (I know it was him, although I've never met him) and took me away to a beach, hided behind a little hill and gave me to smoke. I don't like marihuana, but it felt so good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:46, Reply)

ahaha, yeah I know the feeling of KNOWING who someone is in a dream.
A few nights ago I was dreaming of Doctor Who and I turned around then then DG was there! and he said "Come along Poppet!". It was ace.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Great dream!
I want to dream with The Doctor. And if some b3tans are around then even better!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

aha I've never met DG but I could tell it was him.
he was cuddling a plush TARDIS.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

a plush TARDIS?
What is plush?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

um, not sure about in britain, but here in Australia, plush is usually a soft toy, usually a teddy bear or such.
In my dream, DG was cuddling a soft toy Tardis. A plush.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:12, Reply)

they do get called that
not common though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:12, Reply)

ahh okay - I wasn't sure!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Oh, how cute
I want one of those too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Its traditional for the groom to go cottaging by himself, not with his bride to be.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I have the feeling
that that's a game of words... Cottaging for what?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Cottaging is an English idiom
It refers to homosexuals meeting in public toilets, which in certain parts of the country look like small cottages.

Now you can take fully informed offence!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:42, Reply)

You git, K2k6.
I was hoping to spread confusion. Real evil like.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

You confused me for sure.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Sorry
I was merely assisting with Aber's education in the nuances of a foreign language!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I notice that you imply only the English cottage.
Not the Scots.

Well.... Alan Cummings to you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:48, Reply)

No, I don't think we have the cottage style public toilets hereabouts
But I think the percentage of the population that's gay is pretty much the same as anywhere else.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Hahaha!
I'd be upset if he does that. If he wants to try with men I want to be there and participate!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

You've just admitted online
that you'd like a threesome with another man.

Expect your gaz inbox to fill up very soon!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Haha
It's not the first time here, dear, and I'm still waiting for the gazes :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:51, Reply)

*gazzes cock pic*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Thanks, dear.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I'm glad you only have one day left of this.
You should have arranged a place to stay near where you are working. No way would your employer object.

I don't like excitment at work, as it means that things are going wrong.

And, your cousin dropped HIS boyfriend? I thought your cousin was a girl.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:12, Reply)

Oh, sorry
I always have those wrong (we only have one word for his/her/its). Yes, my cousin is a girl and dropped HER boyfriend. I'm going to edit it.

I rather go back home than staying in a hotel. And it wouldn't take me 2h to get here if I decided to get on the car, but I rather cycle, so it's a bit my fault.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:15, Reply)

With all due respect.
Your english has been much better than this in the past, and I take this as a sign of your fatigue. Be very careful for the rest of the day, and try to get a power nap during lunchtime.

We don't want to hear of you having an argument with a truck on the way home.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:22, Reply)

I think you're right
I'm so tired I can't be as bothered as I was with checking all my grammar and spelling before posting.

I took a taxi today from the station (the company pays) as I was too tired to cycle and it saves me 1h in total, which means I can go home 1h earlier and pack.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Is this the boyfriend
with erection issues?

And good morning to you, by the way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Exactly that one
I feel bad about the boy, but appart from that problem, the guy was a bit boring. Her birthday was on Thursday and he had loads of presents for her, but didn't have the opportunity to give them to her before Saturday, because, well... you know, he had to have a nap on Thursday, was tired on Friday, didn't have time during the day on Saturday... it was a bit sad.

And good morning sir, are you doing ok?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:31, Reply)

that's pretty lame
maybe he does have something wrong with him, if he's that tired all the time and is having downstairs problems.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Very lame it was
I couldn't believe it when my cousin was telling me. Then when she broke up with him, aparently, he got on fire and showed all the passion that he hasn't for 3 months, but she couldn't care anymore, and ask him to give all the presents back and recover his money.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:36, Reply)

So suddenly he got going
when she broke up with him? Maybe she should have threatened to do it earlier and he might have woken up to himself. Sounds like more of a psychological problem than a physical one.

I'm well, thanks Aberracion. And fully functioning in the downstairs department, not that you ever needed to know that. :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Well, even if I don't need it
it's good to know it.

She had told him several times that things had to change or she wouldn't stay with him. On Sat she was completely fed up with him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:42, Reply)

he might be one of those people who always needs to be fighting
to feel excitement. I have some friends like that, they're always arguing and snapping at each other, but they insist that they're very much in love, it's weird.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Yeah
I know a couple like that. I find very stressing to go out with them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I can't really imagine relationships like that.
it seems a bit dysfunctional to be "in love" but at each others throats all the time!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I know
I had a boyfriend like that. It lasted 2 months and I've never been so depressed. I thought I was doing something wrong all the time, until I realize he was just nuts.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Yeah I don't really get it
Wiggy and I rarely fight and when we do it's not something I look forward to!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I know a couple like that too
although since they've been married they seem to have calmed down a bit. But before that they'd have some serious fights!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I know a few too
seems odd to me, as I've never had an argument with a girlfriend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

that's because you're a big calm stoner
Wiggy has just replaced a guy at work who's been signed off with stress and I said "oh but what if you catch it too?" and he just laughed and pointed out that he's not a likely candidate for stress.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm usually right too
so there's no point arguing ;-)

I do get stressed, but not much and it doesn't last long. If I get particularly stressed I'll quietly freak out for an hour or so and then get on with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I honestly cannot remember
the last time I had a stand up row with anyone, would probably have been with my sister. I'm a bit of a doormat and can't think of an argument I have had with a partner
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Is he the one who couldn't get it up?
Edit: already answered. Poor guy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:32, Reply)

On Sat they went out with a few friends to celebrate her birthday
Well, she went out with a few friends, he agreed to meet her but then went drinking with other people. But the time they met she was clubbing and dancing, rather than talking on a pub. He doesn't like dancing, so he spent 2h leaning against the wall, looking at her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:38, Reply)

He sounds like a complete wet blanket.
Best dumped before he becomes even worse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Indeed
He may have been useful for extinguishing chip pan fires though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:43, Reply)

He sounds creepy.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:43, Reply)

There's a girl in my office wearing those Spanx pants
and she's wearing a floaty skirt so you can see the bottom of them underneath. Should I tell her? I don't want to embarrass her by pointing out that I can see she's wearing them but if I've noticed, other people will too.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Do you think she's got any other clothes to get changed?
I'd like to know if I was her. I'd be grateful if you tell me, but on the side, not in front of everybody.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I don't think so, I think she just needs to pull the edges of the shorts up so that they're not visible
I usually go and stand at her desk for a chat so I'll go and do that and mention it there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

That's a good idea
She'll be happy you tell her, sure.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:01, Reply)

no, shout it out across the office
"OI! I can see your fat bitch pants!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

haha harsh
she's my friend! She's one of the only people in the office I actually like so that might sour things a little.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

ok, probably best not then
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Shout it across the office at her
It's the only way for her to learn.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I'll send a memo out

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

My night was rather crap
Liverpool lost 3-0. That was irritating, but not the end of the world. What was irritating is that I was sat next to a Clapper.

Clappers are some of the most irritating people alive, who clap everything that their club does throughout the game. Throw In? *clap clap clap* Corner? *clap clap clap* Pass? *clap clap clap* Shoot? *clap clap clap* etc etc.

Irritating fuck.

Ah, so she took my advice then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You're correct, it's not the end of the world
COS IT'S ONLY FOOTBALL!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Now if it was Cricket, that'd be a different matter...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Well
I might have passed it as my advice, rather than telling her that the whole of the internet knew about her issues, but yes, in a way, she did.

I usually clap and shout at everything. I'm now glad you didn't come to watch the world cup with us.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

In an environment that you watched it in, it'd be fine
In a busy pub, heaving with fans, it'd be fine.

But in a quiet pub, with only about 30 people watching the match? Not good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I assumed you were at the match
clapping in the pub for anything short of a goal should be punishable by death (see also: applauding in the cinema)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I also applauded the triple save by Joe Hart, as that was irritatingly brilliant
But apart from that, I definitely agree.

He also stood for 30 odd seconds applauding a subsititution, then applauding the other players when they ran on.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

a good display of skill can deserve it
but he sounds like a fucking moron frankly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

My thoughts exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Yeah, I agree with you (V)
I thought you (AA) had gone to the stadium. If it's a quiet pub I wouldn't clap all the time. Maybe only at the goals.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I've never been to see a Premier League game :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

that was hilarious
Liverpool were awful. Torres is a big bag of pooh. Another season of mediocrity for the scousers.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You're a Gunner aren't you?
The team who can't beat us without us scoring an own goal?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

that's all we need
you mentioning you are dreaming about Darth (in however small a role).

He's going to be even more insufferably foul than usual.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Oh, well
It's not my fault he was there, is it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I thought you'd be offended
that it was me teaching the lady to smoke weed and not you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I got up early
and bumbled around the house doing lots of odd jobs and emptying all the bins for rubbish collection day.

It wasn't until I was 5 mins down the road and heading towards work that I realised I hadn't re-filled the cat litter tray, top start to the day!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Oh, you live a risky life, you!
Did you have to come back home and fill it or you're expecting a mess when you come back this eve?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I went back
only had them a couple of weeks and can't let them out and about for a little while yet, didn't fancy coming home to a cat pooped carpet
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I got up, got dressed
got on my bike, cycled the rather hilly 11 mile commute in a new personal best of 37 minutes and had a lovely warm shower. Made a cup of earl grey and sat at my rather large desk in front of my triple widescreen monitors and logged on to b3ta. I'm in the mood for croissants.
( Peej, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

That's very good!
I do my 5miles in 29 minutes, it's a bit hilly too, very hilly at the begining, and I have to stop at a roundabout and cross it as a pedestrian. I wish I had croissants.

But the column that didn't work yesterday is working today. I have to improve it, but at least it's working.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Surprisingly good, I got to sleep earlier than ridiculous o' clock
Hence am awake now. Today won't be that exciting, but in a mere 5 hours I'll be with my cat and that makes me so happy.
I enjoy that wombat. For Kitty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Ooooh
I can't see it from the office.

Good to know you're going to have a good day. I wish I could have gone to bed earlier.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It's a capy. I'm slightly terrified of them.
I hate it when you go to bed early and still can't sleep- it's a horrible feeling. Glad to hear this cycle of commuting and cycling is almost over. Good luck :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

is that thing real? It looks strange?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Oh my god that's fucking amazing!
You could ride it :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm sure she's ridden worse.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Do you
include yourself in that?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You had to lower the tone, didn't you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

He's just jealous

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Morning Aber

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Hello boy
How are you doing?

I'm feeling much more awake after 2h of b3ta :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

good ta
I just read the thread you are a work machine. As a scummy student I am coasting by on 6 hours a day less than half a mile from my house, life is sweet.

Did you sort anything out about your new role in the end and that stupid girl stitching you up?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Oh, yes
I forgot to tell you (he's not a stupid girl, is and old man)

He'd been on a funeral the day my boss told me he was sending the expert, so he didn't know a word when he came back on Friday. First thing in the morning, as soon as he (Derek) finds out about this expert, he comes to me, asking what I think about it, and if the expert comes what am I going to do, and what is he going to try that I haven't done already, and our bosses know nothing, they're 30miles from the work, never talked to the client and all that. I was speechless.

He then called my boss and told him all that, and that he wasn't going to accept anyone else, as I was doing a good job and what would I do otherwise.

I want to be like him. You can feel the power of "I don't need your money, I'm doing it because I enjoy it"

So, I'm still doing the good job, and it's going very well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

good news!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

The operation was a complete success!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Yes it was
That's why I don't mind the crazy commuting :))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Oh I highly doubt that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

It is, rather
Apples informed me of your possible plans for October. I'm excited.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I was asleep before 11pm last night, I probably haven't managed that in the past 10 years
but I dreamt that I was at a college and we had to prepare a group presentation about racial discrimination and why it's bad, but nobody in the class wanted to work with me because I was the only white guy. I accused my classmates of being racist and they said only white people were racist.

I woke up feeling pissed off. I preferred the previous nights zombie nightmare.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

you horrible racist

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

If I may quote Bart Simpson;
"The ironing is delicious"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Oh, what a dream
I'm sure you looked bad at all the black, indian, chinesse and arabs that you met on your way to work.

I find it disturbing when I have a bad dream and I can't stop feeling pissed off.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I live in the rural South West
we don't allow any ethnic minorities in. They get chased off with pitchforks and flaming torches.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

damn right
but then, so do northerners, londoners, midlanders, the scottish....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I am on an ethnic minority
And don't feel chased. In fact, everybody is very friendly with me and always ask the same questions of why I moved ot England.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I was in the South West this weekend
It was lovely and no-one attempted to ostracise or burn me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Where did you go in the end (In Bristol and Bath)
did you see any tourist attractions?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I did indeed
That museum you recommended was fucking brilliant. You were even the focus of my FB status for several hours, it simply said "Colonel Dracula was right"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Oh my, I feel all useful and appreciated!
Glad you enjoyed it. That was the museum that had the Banksy exhibition a while back.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Yeah they had one Banksy piece left
And a whole section dedicated to very modern and mostly nightmarish American art. I thoroughly enjoyed it. And the Egyptian stuff, as you recommended, was awesome. I am in your debt, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

rn m

Sad times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

did you try the curryhouse?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Unfortunately the girlfriend and her sisters
booked a table at a vegetarian restaurant. It was alright.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

...and people from Gloucestershire
they've got tails you know
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

me too

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Yes, we've probably met at the Showcase

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I spent half an hour hanging upside down from the sofa last night
in an effort to wierd the wife out. It worked a treat but, bearing in mind how much my stomach aches this mornning, it would appear I found a handy new way to work my abs at the same time.

The question is, can I now get away with doing this every night or am I going to end up with a divorce notice slapped on me soon?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)